Caption This

October 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Zac Efron rocks a little — uh — bruise on his neck.


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18 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Jessie says:

    Lucky, lucky, lucky Vanessa Hudgens. Damn her.

  2. Kalie says:

    “Zac Efron claims recent neck bruise to a slip of the flattening iron.”

  3. Kaylove says:

    ewwie, its probably from Chace Crawford

  4. rysky66 says:

    “Got a little too close to the curling iron”

  5. Lynn says:

    Obviously, the handiwork of that skanly slut Vanessa.

    Hey Disney, you sure can pick em’!

    WTF. These idiots are macking MILLIONS, but the caveat is, they’ve got to appear to be “wholesome” to the masses. A HICKEY??? WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY SLUT-NESSA?

  6. jennatar says:

    I have had a curling iron burn on my neck since high school, and about once a month I have to explain that it isn’t a hickey.

  7. Snowblood says:

    Do boys actually use curling irons? Maybe the real question should be, Is this zac Efron here a boy? Things that make you go “Hmmmm…”

  8. Beet Czar says:

    “See this, I’m not gay, I told you, I’m not gay!” Uh, Dude, you’re gay!

  9. lau_ren says:

    i seriously thought this was sam ronson when i first looked

  10. His bitch smacked him up - nice, go ‘Nessa!

  11. worldwatcher says:

    20 bucks says that’s NOT from a girl. ;)

  12. slouchy says:

    It’s from a vacuum cleaner nozzle.

  13. Someone says:

    Chace Crawfish leaves a mark on Zaccy Poo’s neck to remember their unforgettable first date.

  14. censorthis says:

    looks like his size small penis pump got away from him!!

  15. .anne. says:

    he couldn’t even be bothered to wear a scarf.
    lamesauce.

  16. kirsty says:

    tht a hickey prob from vanessa

    who cares it there life
    they love eachover ovb this stuff will happen
    plus zac dirty too he with vanessa while taking the pics
    u can see the reflection in the shiny bit

  17. tatupu says:

    Clearly an unfortunate accident whilst vacuuming… Damn the Hoover!

  18. gertert says:

    its a hicket or her pussy got stuck

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