Selena Gomez Is Movin’ on Up!

October 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet


In their rushed efforts to create a new Miley Cyrus before the original’s sex tape leaks, Disney appears to have greenlit a Wizards of Waverly Place film, which will throw relative newcomer Selena Gomez onto the big screen and deeper into the hearts of pre-teen America.

Selena also continues to hawk her Shia LaBeouf crush, repeating her request that he make an appearance on her show. “I’m, like, begging, but it’s not happening. I know I’m a nerd! Please, Shia, come on my show!”

Wonder what Nick Jonas thinks of all this nonsense. He’s probably too busy worrying about his big-screen debut, co-starring a flatulent dog. OMG! COULD WE GET MILEY CYRUS TO PLAY THE DOG???? That would be so awesome.


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177 Responses to “Selena Gomez Is Movin’ on Up!”

  1. Selena says:

    Pleas fuck me hard

  2. mad says:

    I m gonna tear selena’s fuckin wet pussy again! i m gonna insert her purity ring inside her ass & then fill it with cum & penis.

  3. Jason says:

    this shit is crazy

  4. DudeWTF says:

    you guys r so gay I am just really hoping u guys are having these fantasies as like in ur 20s or 30s and even that’s an understatement cus if u guys are much older then I am scared for selena and demi plus I am 13 and I think abuseing the age of these girls is rong.

  5. Anonymous says:

    and by the way when u see the people that say the are selena gomez or demi and miley they r just fake people that named there person those names if they really were who they say they were then can tell you exactlly who. they r with a good back up story

  6. wtf says:

    U under 13 what the fuck r u doing on this site. If u r feeling bad for her ten cut ur pnis nd present her as a dldo.

  7. me says:

    I just came on her clit. Then Miley Cyrus slurped my cum off of Selena’s raw little button. Then I turned Selena over and started tongueing her ass. She moaned a little as I forced my tongue in. I got hard again and slid my cock into that little butthole. Selena is laid out on her stomach diving into Miley’s hot little pussyburger while I’m fucking her small hole. I can’t wait to cum again. I’m going to blast all over both their faces.

  8. fucknigga says:

    selena suck my dick you fuckin bitch you would love my 12 inch cock in your tight little pussy

  9. renegat says:

    Hey little dick. Go and clean the pee out from you pants! Because if i see you I’m gonna smash you little 10 years old face! I’v heard enaught from little idiots that can’t clean their ass without their mothers, and at all they are telling about how they fuck the ass of Selena Gomez and things like that. I am sure that you fathers still spanking you before diner. And you know, when you grow up you will work in fast food restaurant or cleaning the toilets in a hotel, or maybe you will drive truck all around your country and delivering suplys to some market. And you will think about the days you were talking shits about the stars that have life money and they are famous and you gonna look at your self and see what crap you are. Now you will not belive me, but when you grow up if you remember my words you gonna see how right i am! Now if you still have little courage give excuse to other little kids that read your shits and maybe they cry. Ok? Or you don’t get anything? Well it’s for you. If you don’t change your life style you will become poor fat mans that have no honor, no friends and no moneys!

    • mad says:

      jst eat ur shit!
      selena is fuckin hot.

    • mad says:

      and remember to clean ur ass. and for tat don’t call ur mother , call s0meone else and tel him to kik ur ass til its clean.

      • renegat says:

        You are just zombied childrens! I rely wanna see you if there was a communism. You gonna be in prison for childrens and your parents was coing to be far away. Yes it was going to be perfect without idiots in the world. Mark my words you ahve no life you are no human you are just a stupid zombie children without any future. Please after 10 years write here again and if you can send a picture of yourslef i realy wanna watch some comedy!

  10. mad says:

    I tink aftr so meni kiks ur ass is stil not clean, i can smel frm here.
    now frget it.tonight selena is comin and im gonna fuk her as i did last time.

  11. j says:

    id slam her tight wet pussy hard

  12. j says:

    selena would suck my 10″ all day

  13. bigblknigga says:

    i’m gonna slam selena to the ground, push her face down in the carpet so hard, almost breaking her nose, and ram my 13 inch big black cock in her tight little asshole, and pound away at her until i’m about to cum, then turn her over and slide my cock all the in her mouth so her nose presses hard against my lower stomach, gaging her, she’ll cough, gag, and drool all over my cock so hard when i cum and fill her stomach and throat with my hot steamy chunky cum

  14. Sanija says:

    Hey!No talking like that!Come on why do u hate her so much?She is a very inocent girl!

  15. Suniva says:

    Selena u rock!U r not as spoiled as every one who is here(except for the good ones).Ur prettier,funnier than most people!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Anonymous says:

    i want to fuck her hard

  17. renegade says:

    Dear stupid childrens!
    1. I’m not kid from a long time ago, so i don’t go to school like you.
    2.You call 13 inches dick a cock? When i was 12 i have larger cock.
    3.I rely can’t imagine what terrible parents you have and how much you’r bullied to be such a abnormal kids.
    4.And i can’t imagine how much jealous is in your.

  18. j says:

    hi any guys have hot pussy or tits pics please send them to me at james102937465@yahoo.ie im soo horny and i love tight wet 18 yo pussy

  19. mad says:

    y do u nid pix? jst call selena nd fuk her hard.

  20. Hue says:

    I’ll bang selena in the ass untill she stops breathing also I’ll like her body then fuck her do hard my cum will come out of her mouth…….

  21. Renegade says:

    Oh God! The kids are becoming more and more stupid.

  22. shes so hot says:

    i would fuck her sooooo hard!

  23. robin says:

    selena is so sexy i want to fuck her real hard intill she gets pregnant see u in the future selena gomez i will fuck u hard

  24. renegat says:

    I bet if in the future you see Selena Gomez and try to do something your nose will bleed and your bones will be on dust!

  25. dickspitz says:

    I’ve never met a whore who luvs the taste of her own asshole more than Selena!

  26. dickspitz says:

    Except for Renegat’s mother. ….. WELL THAT’S WHAT I HEARD! My 6 month ban seems to have been lifted by EB/Sasha so Sel and Demi can get their slutty fuckholes into more filthy action with me and my horny cohorts like Kreeper. So fuck off Renegat, all you do is write shit that makes absolutely no fucking sense. So all you perverted pricks, the master of sodomistic filth is back!

  27. renegat says:

    The last comment just shock me. And i do a simple calculation, if the kids keep becoming more and more stupid in 50 years there will be no planet Earth and no peoples on it. And can I ask you something, how old are you. 10, 15 ,18? Now you will lie and you will say that you are 35, then I will simply ask you for your address, but you will not answer me because you know if i tell your parents about that you will not see a computer until you become 20. Now shut up and if you have a little bit honor, and a little brain in your head you will forget about this site and maybe you will become a useful member of our planet (I don’t think that will ever happens with anyone of you)!

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