WTF Is Jessica Biel Wearing???

October 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Jesus, Jessica, there’s fasion-forward and then there’s dressing like a man.

This is a stupid outfit.

At the Rome Film Festival’s screening of Easy Virtue.


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28 Responses to “WTF Is Jessica Biel Wearing???”

  1. DonkeyIsAJackass says:

    it’s one of those things called a PANTSUIT. i know its weird to see so little skin.

  2. TSS says:

    HEY!

    You support NO to Prop 8 your way, and she’ll support it her way!

  3. Shan says:

    Oh my goodness. Her pants ate her ankles and feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Paige says:

    Haha o beet, I love you!

  5. Leigh says:

    Ellen Degeneres meets space-age tramp.
    Whats that black thing coming out her lapel?

  6. FrozeRightHere says:

    Some gals are closer to their inner man than others.

  7. Beet Czar says:

    What happened to her… any work done, she doesn’t look the same… maybe because I usually see her with less clothes, but face looks slimmer? or what?

  8. keevy06 says:

    hmmmm, I’m conflicted. Good idea, poor execution?

  9. Fleur says:

    Why? Because she can. Because she’s in Rome. Because Carla Bruni Sarkozy says its OK and she’s the current European barometer of chic.

  10. meh says:

    she looks cute!

  11. long dong silver says:

    I don’t know, I think she’s so cute, she could wear anything.
    She looks great!

  12. Megnolia says:

    looks like she borrowed one of JT’s suits.

  13. Gail says:

    There is nothing good about that outfit. At all.

    Hot tranny mess.

  14. jk says:

    The pants are a bit too long, but I like it. her legs look a mile long.

  15. k says:

    i’ve been saying for years that jessica biel is a big closet case, now finally other people are starting to see it may be true

  16. Fleur says:

    JK – I agree on the pants being a tad long – a peek of stiletto and pointy toe would’ve done wonders for the femininity of this.

  17. ThatLisa says:

    why do those pants look so stupid? that sucks. I agree with keevy. it could have been cute… but did not work.

  18. A says:

    pantsuits are a good idea in theory… but not when the reality consists of a grey color that is almost silvery, so much extra material that its like swimming in them, and a coat thats just a really odd length…

  19. Kesro says:

    This looks absolutely great! Sometimes I don’t understand the American Fashion rules… ;)

  20. Grace says:

    Who cares if she wants to dress like a man? But I’m concerned about her inflated top lip and the lack of feet!

  21. mireee says:

    Well, I quite like what she’s wearing.

  22. Sheila says:

    A snug knit top under the suit wiyh a knock-out necklace would have made this look pop. Sloppy white blouse underneath ruined the idea.

  23. Briana says:

    gross… it looks.. metallic
    ground control to major tom

  24. Erin says:

    I have never gotten the appeal of her. I don’t know what it is, but she is not that pretty to me. Whatever though.

  25. Sancho says:

    Sorry, but don’t you folks read any fashion magazine???? Women wearing men’ s suit is very up to date. Looks great

  26. Monica says:

    is that like…halloween?
    was Justin in a dress?

  27. grace says:

    if it were tailored better to fit her body more it would be a lot more attractive

  28. Heather V says:

    Didn’t Justin Timberlake wear this in his video “SexyBack”?

    She always looks like a dude. I can’t stand her.

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