Comments on: He Could Have Been Mine

By: asdfgsdf

asdfgsdf — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 02:29:32 +0000

poor guy i feel sorry for him

By: DarkEmpress

DarkEmpress — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:22:21 +0000

Ok, I was watching a doc on this guy on my couch eating chocolate icing by the tablespoon and I took the spoon of icing out of my mouth and threw away the entire tub of icing and I will never buy icing again. You guys don’t understand, he used to be a computer programmer in the US then he was eating fast food and getting really fat, so he went home to Mexico thinking he would lose weight, but his mom – the enabler, kept feeding him and he just got fatter. His girl she’s a trooper, when he couldn’t leave the bed, she would clean him and i dont want to go into disgusting detail but i do mean clean him. Even though he’s bed ridden he exercises by dancing (wobbling) around in his bed and working his arms. That ball is a massive fat deposit, I can’t remember the term but its basically a lump of fat.

By: quirkygirlkitten

quirkygirlkitten — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:00:11 +0000

jabba the hut is alive and well in mexico.

By: Jen

Jen — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:47:43 +0000

See, ladies? There is a lid for every pot! The secret is lowering your standards! Geez – even Chang and Eng got married, for pete’s sake!

By: versacee

versacee — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 08:49:26 +0000

i absolutely love this picture.

why was the man naked? did he just finished doing the dirty deed on that bed? how did he stand at the avatar.

i love seeing fatties.

By: Maddog

Maddog — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:21:33 +0000

It looks like you could take a box-cutter to that fucking thigh and he’d lose 150 pounds….

By: Down Unda

Down Unda — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:39:28 +0000

@Dmarie: Here ya go, a video: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=i8aagA5oLok. It cuts out when Princess Leia chokes him with her bondage chain.

By: Dmarie

Dmarie — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:32:45 +0000

LOL wendie!!
props to whoever can find me a pic of him pre-losing weight

By: ThatLisa

ThatLisa — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:45:06 +0000

hahhaaa @ TSS’s craiglist thing and wendie’s comment…

good lord.

well… at least he’s lost weight… I don’t understand how he hasn’t died yet

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:35:42 +0000

beet, I think you could still have him. there’s plenty enough for two! you could start on one side and his wife on the other. You probably wouldn’t meet for several hours!! I have a strange desire to watch Star Wars: Return of the Jedi!

By: PurpleMonkeyPaws

PurpleMonkeyPaws — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:22:22 +0000

OMG

By: imustsay

imustsay — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:03:40 +0000

@ censorthis…

rotton fajitas!!!