Everybody Has a Book Deal But Me
October 26th, 2008 by Evil BeetOsama Bin Laden is reportedly writing his memoirs.
Title suggestions?
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The Last Laugh?
Incoming!
The Turbanator.
Just off the top of my head:
You Don’t Make Friends With Salad (or Terrorism)
Are You There Allah? It’s Me Osama.
I Just Want To Slap Bush – A Guide To Self-Love In Tora Bora
The Idiot’s Guide To Hide and Seek
Me, Myself and Islam terrorist groups
How To:- Spruce Up Your Dreary Cave To Impress Your Favorite Cuddly Yak For That Upcoming Romatic Evening.
By:- O.B.L. aka I.Bin.Hidin`.
Death to America: Memoirs of My Life As a Terrorist
“Are You There Allah? It’s Me Osama.”
I love love this one.
Men are from Mars, Assholes are from Uranus
My journey into the sinkholes, sinking streams, large springs of amazing caves
“My Life on the D-List”
“The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Terrorists”
“ME: On a Diet”
“my martyrs blew up the world trade center and all i got was this lousy t-shirt”
The Spelunking Saboteur
Hes just not that into you: An Al-Qaedas Guide to Dating
Fast
Salah
Hate
“Honey I blew up the Twin Towers”
Think he’s looking for ghostwriters – according to his blog: http://newsgroper.com/osama-bin-laden/2008/10/27/seeking-experienced-writer-fun-new-book-project
maybe, “dreams from my goat fucking father”.
“Are You There Allah? It’s Me Osama.”
Hillarious! The winner, hands down.
Ahem, I meant hilarious of course.
Stupid typos.
I am going straight to hell for these, no passing Go, no collecting 200 George Clooneys….
“Two Planes, a Turban, and a Pizza Place”
“If I Did It”….oops that title’s been used…
“Cave Decor Today”
“In My Beard”
“I-SPY:Terror-loving Terrorists!”
“At least my middle name isn’t Hussein.”
…there will be more.
How To Lose A Terrorist In 10 Days
Postcards From The Cave
Lock, Stock & Smoking Towers
^Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Towers
sorry, :( my day for typos
how about; ‘infidels and me. a love story’
“Grin and Fatwa: My Controversial Jihad”
“How to get away with mass murder: be part of a family that gives a lot of money to the American president and the other oil barons”.
Not funny but true.
ahahaha. funny.
my favorites are “the turbanator” and “are you there allah? it’s me osama.”
Osama fo’ yo’ mama.
@ Down Unda
Off the top of your head…. and from this website
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=1298
Be original man…. stop stealing ideas and pawning them off as your own.