Taylor Momsen’s Throat Is Tight

October 22nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Breaking:

E! News confirms that Taylor Momsen is battling a throat infection and has been hospitalized in Los Angeles since Sunday.

“With these kinds of infections the throat can swell and it can close up the throat to dangerous levels,” Dr. Shawn Nasseri of Beverly Hills said. “But she is doing beautifully. She has pretty much made a full recovery.”

The 15-year-old actress—”an excellent patient,” Nasseri called her—has been responding positively to antiobiotics and other medicines and should be feeling like her old young self again in three to five days.

You know what is so fucked up?

My first thought after reading this article?

“Ooh, baby. Taylor Momsen’s throat is tight today. Someone ought to take advantage of that.”

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.

She’s 15 years old.

How do I live with myself?


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20 Responses to “Taylor Momsen’s Throat Is Tight”

  1. jojo says:

    oh ewwwww….

  2. Ashley says:

    Bahahaha. Beet, I love you.

  3. versacee says:

    you are so sickkkk. Beet.

    leave the inocent 15 years old alone, dont corrupt her. we all know what you did to Miley. LOL

    (more sexy pics)

  4. Michele says:

    My first reaction was, thats why I love you beet!
    My second, OMG my daughter is 15, ugh

  5. Jess says:

    I don’t knwo which is worse, the fact that you actually thought that horrible thought, or the fact that i actually cracked up about it. Geez!

  6. dizzle says:

    oh your such a creep! I love it!!
    Never stop creeping

  7. Leigh says:

    Beet, I think you’ve crossed over to the bad place.

  8. HappyGirrrl says:

    Beet has fully moved in to the bad place, decorated it and made it her own. ;)

  9. Whatever says:

    Rumor has it she has a cocaine problem?

  10. Jane says:

    God, her “look” is horrible.

  11. Briana says:

    I hate the new haircut she has been sporting…

  12. Jamie says:

    Ah hahahaha… too funny.

  13. jemms says:

    do not underestimate washing your hands. This will prevent terrible things such as this. Literally.

  14. ash says:

    my first thought was that this infection is basically confirmation that taylor’s got builimia. forcing yourself to throw up will do that to ya. i love the girl, but she’s unnaturally skinny, and anorexia mixed in with occasional throw up sessions will take its toll on the body.

  15. Mercedes says:

    Or maybe her nice tight throat is what got her the infection in the 1st place.

  16. iloverainy says:

    Ahaahahaha Mercedes!!!!

  17. joan says:

    amen mercedes. my thoughts exactly.

  18. c. says:

    from bulimia

  19. pak31 says:

    What’s up with that pose? She looks like she’s getting ready to be handcuffed. Anyway, couldn’t believe the amount of perverted comments on other sites about her. Geez, a person nowadays can’t even get a throat infection without being joked about. Wasn’t it life threatening too?

  20. one size fits most says:

    when i heard she got a throat infection i thought it was from giving h*** to that dude she was hanging out with roaming the streets supposedly “drunk”.

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