Heidi Montag: The Latest Victim of Our Failing Economy

October 22nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Oh, so sad.

It looks like Heidi Montag’s “fashion” line, Heidiwood, has been discontinued by Anchor Blue. However, it’s not a result of poor sales; Anchor Blue is “moving in a different direction” and is expected to close around 40 stores across the U.S in the coming months.

Heh. They’re moving in a direction AWAY from Heidi, which is exactly what I would do, too, if I saw her on the street.


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18 Responses to “Heidi Montag: The Latest Victim of Our Failing Economy”

  1. Steve Johnson says:

    That is one handsome fucking man.

  2. Briana says:

    look at that hoe, tryna pull some Eva Peron shit. srsly. As a broadway fanatic, I am offended.

  3. keightlynn says:

    Heidiwood?… Dollywood?… wtf? Even the name of her brand sucks.

  4. Indigo says:

    I like the beginning of your caption “Heidi Montag: Latest Victim…” It has a nice ring to it. :)

  5. quirkygirlkitten says:

    her teeth look like my gran’s dentures.

  6. torie says:

    oh, thank god.
    seriously, i’m not *generally* one to hype anything about a reality tv… erm, star or whatever… but lauren conrad’s stuff i actually really really like. very classic.
    heidi, however… is basically a fucking trainwreck.

  7. jemms says:

    FORECLOSURE.

  8. jemms says:

    @torie. agree.

  9. Ama says:

    Does this mean she’s going to be lead into a field and shot?

    Please say yes.

  10. chelsea says:

    I dont know if its just me, but she looks high in that photo…

  11. me says:

    Jay Leno called and he wants his chin back.

  12. V says:

    OMG Briana I thought the same thing!!

  13. la-z says:

    Evil Beet are you blocking comments you dont like

  14. mireee says:

    I don’t like her hair colour, it’s ugly :(

  15. Anonymous says:

    bet shes gonna be dissapointed
    coz someones losing out to lauren

    whos beautiful :)

  16. pak31 says:

    Mireee, i agree completely. Makes her look like an old lady. The funny thing with this girl is that she was prettier before her nose job. Sure, it was a bigger nose, but it fit her face better and her hair was a more natural blond before. If you look at her mother, she looks just like a younger version of her. She obviously thinks she looks good but she’s wrong.

  17. Louise says:

    Jesus, I wanna cry for that girl. She looked sooooooo classy in the early eps of TH. Her hair, clothes and make-up really outshone Lauren back then. But then she started seeing Pratt and morphed into well, Hugh Hefners idea of pretty.

  18. gaba says:

    the latest victim of our failing economy..@ the hair salon..jeez..her hair looks like my grandmas..and that one is natural

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