Beyonce Knowles Would Like to Be Referred to as “Sasha Fierce”
October 22nd, 2008 by Evil Beet
So, the title for Beyonce’s upcoming double album is I Am … Sasha Fierce. She’s released a statement explaining why:
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am … Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”
Who the hell would choose the name Sasha as a stage name?
That’s a name for strippers and dogs.
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hahahaha yay! sasha!
From the picture it looks like her stage name should be “Sasha Constipated” or “Sasha Granny-Panties.”
ok, when artists start giving themselves douchebag names, thats when they’ve gone delusional…look at Sean Combs Puff daddy P Diddy Diddy Puff Daddy.
Yea “Sasha” belongs to a 1 legged German Prostitue.. but Beet is special.
Ahem, I believe *Casey* is the number one dog name
Oh sasha how you brighten my day
Haha
Well, it’s a pretty AWESOME stripper name…
She has had this “alter ego, stage name” for years.
Ha! How very meta of you, Beet. ;-P
Actually, call up Beyonce’s people and tell them that the name’s already taken!
It looks like she is farting man!
Ugly fur wearing slut!
Go drown yourself Botox Beyonce in the Bloody Fur Industry Ditch !
Your goin down………….waaaaaaaaay down !
When I was 12 or 13 and wanted to be an actress, my stage name was going to be Sasha. Thanks, Beet.
Oh Beet! ;)
I have to say it.
Get a grip, Beyonce.
That is all.
She’s working herself up to a Tara, O, Vadge major Bitch ego-complex.
Sasha Fierce? For real?
God I hate this woman.
what a moron, who actually likes her? apart from other morons of course.
She’s getting fat again.
Strippers, dogs and also J.D.’s beloved moped.
sooooo are you a stripper or a dog, beet? :P
This woman is a joke.
WOOOOOW! She should really stop feeding into everything her drag queen entourage is filling that pumpkin head of hers. That is the queeniest drag queen name I’ve ever heard. Or maybe Kitten Kaboodle is…I can’t decide.
Beet, can you now start posting things as your alter ego, Beyonce Ferocious? hahaha :)
“I have an alter ego who takes over…..”???
Crazy bitch should’ve called her album, “I am … Cuckoo For CocoPuffs!”
I saw a Cross Dressing Tranny parrot named Sasha Fierce at the State Fair once?? She should have her lawyers check that shit out.
So… Sasha Baby, how much do you charge per hour?
Which one are ya, beet?
lmao you come up with the best stuff ahahhhhh
btw does anyone even like her anymore?..i think shes getting worse then her sister
Beet you legend.
She should do it…it worked for “Chris Gains” right? Then we could watch this burning bus get booed out of the industry.
Her and Kay-Y can retire already…but I do think it’s a recycled Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown kinda scene, a few more years and they’ll disappear at the bottom of the barrel, hopefully.
i don’t think it did work for “chris gains” actually. . .
OMG Is she losing it too! Sounds like a drag queen name. Who started this alter ego thing Garth Brooks? So stupid………
Sasha is actually a DIMINUTIVE of Aleksandr… perhaps AlekdandrA too, but that’s taking a bit of a liberty. So you’ve got a guy’s name, Beet, unless it’s not your real name. Not that there’s anything wrong with having a guy’s name, but if you went to Russia and said “zdrastvutye, menya zavoot Sasha”, people would look at you rather oddly, or perhaps ask why your voice hadn’t broken yet.
i know a guy named sasha. yes, a guy.
Hey, screw you! I like my name ;)
shesd gettin wierd…shes evil man
she’s delusional man…but come 2 think of it,why wouldn’t she be when every think ’bout her and round her is a lie!!!like her man who’s a freemason just 2 say a few…sasha whatever might b ur think ist time u get lost and stop giving the wrong images of what a true femele should be.