Caption This

October 20th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Paris Hilton on the set of her new music video, “Paris for President.”

The video will premiere on October 26th.


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23 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. AL says:

    You know, I really have to give Paris some credit here. From a small throw-away line in a presidential commercial, she has done two successful viral videos, and now a song and music video.

    Whatever you may think of Paris, she certainly knows how to capitalize and promote herself.

  2. Wendie says:

    McCain makes last minute change to more qualified VP candidate.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Wendie, it took me a second, but when I got it, your caption was FUNNY.

  4. beefy says:

    “Tranny Society Elections”

    “One Tranny with Two Big Feet, Three (Suspect) Dudes with One Big Foot Fetish, Five Stars!! (Straight Talking Chihuahua Included)

  5. Andrea says:

    “The only thing worse than Palin for president”

  6. Julia says:

    I love you, Wendie.

  7. slouchy says:

    Registered Voters Slash Wrists to Avoid Voting”

  8. slouchy says:

    “Registered Voters Slash Wrists to Avoid Voting”

  9. Fleur says:

    My puppy and my pussy and my bitches – we’re going to rule the world.

  10. wileEcoyote says:

    vote 1 : Paris for Prez……Sarah for VP !

    …oh c`mon now…..do ya`s really think that these two could possibly make a bigger mess of the world than those schmucks in power have done recently……………huh?

  11. Miss Prozac says:

    Can anyone spell Photoshop?

  12. uzzy says:

    And If she becomes….(ahem) the president, is she going to pass that bill that says “Cellulite victims are liable to prosecution”?

  13. Leigh says:

    Government Camel-Toe fears confirmed – Chihuaha tries to flee the scene of the crime

  14. DonkeyisaJackass says:

    A Few Good Men. And one Hooker.

  15. Leo says:

    hahaha omg

  16. quirkygirlkitten says:

    i want that chihuahua to rip her throat out….is that wrong?

  17. josie says:

    Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah… sorry just threw up my breakfast.

  18. torie says:

    yay wendie!

  19. catlass says:

    “Free herpes for the first 1,000 voters”

  20. iloverainy says:

    @ Fleur – That was great! You are going to have me laughing all day, thanks!

  21. chester says:

    Whatever. Banksy for President.

  22. Nanny says:

    Fuck, he sure knows how to tuck it! GROSS!!!!! P Hilton for president of the transvestites!!

  23. Nessie says:

    what is she famous for again?.
    Why are we still paying attention to her?

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