Spike TV’s 2008 Scream Awards Aptly Named
October 19th, 2008 by wendie
 Liv Tyler, Marilyn Manson and others appeared at the Spike TV’s 2008 Scream Awards at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles last night.Â
I have fear issues regarding Liv Tyler. She has the same fleshy lips as this girl who used to threaten my life on a daily basis when I was in junior high. I’d see her in the hallway and say “hi”; she’d reply “fuck off.” She hung me on the coat hook in my locker once. I eventually extended an olive branch and offered her my extra ticket to Belinda Carlisle and she offered to snap my neck. And that, my friends, is obviously why I’m terrified of Liv Tyler.
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liv, white strips; not too much, but get them.
sorry, usually love you, didn’t love this post at all tho
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No worries wendie, I loved this post. I’m also sorry that memories of your junior high torture bring me laughter.
Maybe you two can meet up on the Maury Povich show on those “Where are they now” episodes.
@thatlisa
totally agree, that was a pointless post
I don’t know why I felt the need to point that out though. Don’t hate me miss wendie! I am probably just in a poopy mood, and taking it out on you.
I really do like the vast majority of your writings, so keep up the good work.
Oh my god, too funny.
I was also afraid of rumbling when I was in JH. Now, I have no fear of loosing an eye or nail, to beat a Bitch down.
Her freakishly muscular legs scare me more than her huge mouth ever could.
A pox on that girl for being so mean to you! I’d be traumatized too!
Lol wendi It sounds like me. I’m sorry for putting you in the locker all those years ago…
LOVE LOVE the golden lady (not liv, she’s just ok)
What has she done to her lips to make them all wonky?? Perhaps a bad photo, or bad injections. Why can’t beautiful women leave well enough alone.