Jessica Simpson

October 18th, 2008 by Wendie


Jessica Simpson attended the launch of her perfume Fancy at Dillard’s in Dallas Texas today.  She was looking quite robusty.  Shush…it’s a word in my world.


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28 Responses to “Jessica Simpson”

  1. lola says:

    is she even considered a celebrity anymore?
    im bored with her

  2. Jessica says:

    today is the first time in years i have heard the word shush used more than once. lol.

  3. Mz_Honey says:

    they need 2 stop supporting jessica cause she cant sing and she not cute

  4. Alan says:

    If having any kind of actual talent were required for success in celebrityland, then three quarters of the people living in mansions and driving Mercedes there would have to pack up and return to their hometowns to begin their new careers flipping burgers at the local McDonalds. At least she has talented tits.

  5. Donkey Punch says:

    Fake hair colour, fake boobs, fake nose, and who knows what else.

    I still would like to make babies with her.

  6. mimi in mo says:

    Ida know why because I know she’s a complete dumbass, but something about her, makes me like her. Robust & all, I think she looks great!

  7. Dmarie says:

    hehehehe.. robusty

  8. Anonymous says:

    her metabolism sure slowed down.
    she’s ugly, and she’s talentless. why do we still care about her??? what am i doing commenting about her…………….?!

  9. Olga says:

    Ugg…she is a washed up has been who needs to go into hibernation for a few years.

  10. ricardo says:

    she oughta quit eatin dem pataterr chip!

  11. elle says:

    BEET I MISS YOU

  12. elle says:

    BEET I MISS YOU

  13. elle says:

    BEET I MISS YOU

  14. catlass says:

    @elle
    So don’t read on the weekends.

  15. gpig says:

    looking fatter….that so-called-relationship isn’t doing her any favors in the looks department and pleeeeaaase somebody put a pin in the inject-a-lips- she looks like an aging hooker with those and the god awful hair implants.

  16. Caz2 says:

    Give the girl a break!

  17. Rob says:

    Olga and gpig. I’d bet a money shot in your mouth that you are nasty, unattractive bitches. Jessica looks great…I would pay good money to motorboat those fun bags!!!

  18. Bovine says:

    ” ricardo Says:
    she oughta quit eatin dem pataterr chip”

    ♥

  19. Fashionista says:

    her nose is not fake, at all, she never got a nose job, just look at it

  20. Judy says:

    She is very pretty but she can’t sing and seems dumb. She might play up the dumb blonde thing.

  21. Lupe says:

    I was going to say something snarky, and then thought, “wait, when was the last time I had seven reasonably decent photos of myself taken at one time? Never? Yeah, that’s about right.”

    I don’t know if she’s smart, and I don’t know or care if she even qualifies as a singer, but she’s accomplished a lot more than most one-hit wonders (her businesses seem to be doing well) AND she’s dating Tony Romo, so I’m just going to shut up now.

  22. PurpleMonkeyPaws says:

    She’s actually has a really pretty singing voice, but I suppose most of you would disagree since you are all so used to hearing over synthesized or pre pubescent pop vocals.

  23. am says:

    she looks like a fat, 5 foot nothing, cheap dimestore whore with the fake hair, fake eyelashes, needle pumped lips ( collagen anyone? ) and you can literally see the rolls protruding from the sides of that outfit….Romo, what the **** are you thinking? Must be the head injuries… then again, she looks a heck of a lot better with all of that frosting than she does with none.

  24. Deon says:

    Does she look Sad to any one? Shes smiling yes but if you just look at most of the pictures it looks like shes is Sad… it might be just me.

  25. bossy says:

    She is fat. She looks like a cow and her boobs look like cow udders. Maybe that’s why Romo is dating her. She reminds him of the cows back home in his native Wisconsin.

  26. PoliteTia says:

    I fault everyone in this chat room for her downfall.
    ALL of you flocked to your tv sets to watch ‘Newly-weds.’ Jessica thought she had talent and that the world adored her.
    It was so sad to see her in that Christmas commercial for Macy’s last year. Jessica tried her wiggle and giggle rouitne from when she was 19 that made her famous. It came off a desparate and sad.
    Now, she looks like a fat mess still trying to re-capture her glory days and everyone to just ragging on her!

  27. roxy says:

    she sings so robisz like lalalalalalalalalala;alaal abbalalalakaa,aala you dont even no

  28. I'm so happy says:

    I’ve missed Evil Beet Gossip chat rooms!

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