Oh Noes!

October 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Prince William was spotted getting friendly with BOTH Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera at a London nightclub last night.

Apparently Xtina and Paris avoided each other like the plague but both tried to get face time with Wills, especially Paris, who reportedly pissed off Christina by parading up to her table and stealing Wills away. So very Bachelor.

All this drama DESPITE the fact that Christina was there with her husband and Paris can’t shut up about how much she misses Benji.

Whatever. I’m just glad that they’re both Britain’s problem right now.


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9 Responses to “Oh Noes!”

  1. torie says:

    haha, so true about britain’s problem.
    and i mean… i’d have to be super in love to not hit on a prince. lol.
    but really, it’s not like they have their tongues down his throat. they’re just talking, and it’s not that odd i don’t think.

  2. alex says:

    :( stop exporting your crap to us!

  3. lau_ren says:

    aw he’s balding

  4. mireee says:

    Oh god I just hope they go back to the States as soon as possible. We like Britain rainy, cold and without Paris nor Xtina!

  5. Shan says:

    UK Daily ran the story. They said Paris was trying to hit on both princes, they were polite but totally uninterested. She’s rich but a trash bag. We know it and over across the pond know it.

  6. Leigh says:

    Hey, dont dump all your human trash on us!
    Speaking as a UK citizen, if Paris Hilton or Christina ever starts dating one of our Princes, Im moving to the US. For good.

  7. Dmarie says:

    Wow he is balding already! :O

  8. Caz2 says:

    I think I’m the only person that is pleased Paris is currently breathing the same air as me haha!

  9. me says:

    I would so love it if someone who Paris can’t talk shit about, such as a prince, called her out for being a skank.. it would make my day. isn’t this dude in his early 20’s? He’s already balding?

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