Mark Wahlberg is my hero and a man of his word. If he says he is going to kick your ass, he really will

October 17th, 2008 by BonerBob


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Mark was recently on Jimmy Kimmel show.  They showed a clip of Andy Sambergs snl skit of him. Marks response.  ”I’m going to find that kid and pop him in his big fu@*ing nose.”   He’s not kidding either.  That’s why I love him.   I have to say I like real badasses rather than these manufactured pus&$es that think they are tough.  If Mark says he will tear your head off and shit down your throat, he really will.  He’s a man of his word.  Hollywood needs more honest people like Mark.   If you see him on the street ask him to sign a autograph as “Marky Mark” and make sure your friend has a video camera.  I want to see the you tube video of him “popping you in your big fu#$ing nose”  That’s good television.


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8 Responses to “Mark Wahlberg is my hero and a man of his word. If he says he is going to kick your ass, he really will”

  1. Wendie says:

    Must be a guy thing. I never understood the killing=cool theory.

  2. str says:

    what’s with this random alternation btwn boner and beet?!
    my head’s spinning
    stop it
    please

  3. Anonymous says:

    Sorry, BonerBob, but writing that you “sound a bit gay” is bad form. Didn’t you see the Hilary Duff PSA video? WATCH IT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C277qAKpUaQ

  4. jk says:

    I love Andy Samberg. Check out thelonelyisland.com for his best work (with Akiva and Jorma), especial The ‘Bu.

    I’m pretty ambivalent about Mark Wahlberg.

  5. str says:

    hey beet, you’ve introduced all the other guys who did somt writing here before, why nothing on boner bob?

  6. Wendie says:

    Why are the amount of comments/replies decreasing every time I look at a thread?

  7. Miss Mart says:

    Boner Bob rocks!

  8. ThatLisa says:

    uh… getting pissed at being made fun of does not make one a bad ass.

    it just makes you a person with no sense of humor

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