“I’m Married, Bitches!”
October 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Nelly Furtado shows off her new husband, Demacio “Demo” Castellon, at a charity event she hosted in Canada on Thursday night.
Nelly recently confirmed that the two got hitched in July.
Demo is her sound engineer.
But more importantly … when are celebs going to learn that just because your dress has pockets doesn’t mean you should USE them while being photographed?
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more importantly, when are they going to learn that a dress shouldn’t exactly have pockets in the first place?
well, okay, i take that back. sometimes pockets are cool.
but this shit is like… “hi, i’m an oddly cut ball gown! WITH POCKETS!”
and that’s just not okay.
finally her ugly pork and cheese baby is no longer a bastard! When will she actually start singing her songs and not speak the lyrics!
Hi! Has anyone seen my legs?
she’s a woman with some great legs, why are they hiding?! just cause you’re married doesn’t mean people aren’t looking at you!
They look like a cute couple :D.
For some reason Demacio reminds me of Seth Macfarlane lol appearance wise….
F*ck Canada. It is a commie-pinko land of queers and frogs. If it weren’t for the USA you would be speaking Russian by now. Get an army you losers.
(btw I am Canadian…just channeling a Yank for a sec).
@ Donkey Punch
Omg where ya too? Toronto? I bet you fucking idiot…
Btw I’m one of those “Frogs”
I am a frog too (or at least I am by blood). My mother only spoke french until she was 5.
I went to a french catholic school until grade 11…I’m as froggie as you get.
I think you got defensive because of my term frog. I was actually making fun of stupid Americans that are xenophobic and specifically who always attack the French.
BTW I am from Ottawa, my wife from Vanier (very french part of Ottawa) and we both have french last names.
I always get defensive at the term “frog” or “block head”.
Growing up on the Acadian peninsula in NB, I’ve been exposed to a lot of prejudice from Quebecois, Parisian. Not to mention the people who took french immersion, who think they are better than you because they learned how to speak french by a English teacher….
And you don’t get any more French than Savoie.
Never heard the term “block head” before. That mean BQ supporter?
A what supporter? BQ? Bloque Quebecois? Oh! Jesus no! The “anglais de chez nous” call us block heads because we think a little diffrently than the English from these parts.
I come from a very acadian/native American kind of place.
I grew up next to a reserve, I have Indian ( native) family members, then mixed in with acadian. Research 1755… it’s very interesting.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, Nelly, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You were supposed to be mine. Oh, sad day.