Yup, Definitely Divorcing
October 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
As I mentioned earlier, if you’re Madonna and you’re going to announce a divorce, now’s the time to do it.
Madonna’s publicist sent an email to the AP confirming that Madge and Guy Ritchie are divorcing.
AND Us Weekly is reporting that she’s getting frisky with baseball star Alex Rodriguez.
Wow.
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I hope Lourdes is okay with this. She is really close to her step father. Guy is going to get paid big time! He has earned every penny. One can only hope that Guy sues Madonna and forces her to give back the British accent.
I really can’t believe it..after all the denials…
This A-Rod shit is going to last about 5 minutes. She doesn’t want a stable relationship. It’s not exciting enough.
They both seem creepy.
ahhhhhhhhhhh SHIZ! yeah baby, Queen M is about to be up to all her wonderful, glorious, sluterific tricks.
goodbye stuffy old Brit and hellooooo Horey-Wood! Hurray for Horey-Wood.
Gentleman start your engines, The Queen Cougar is moving back State-side.
and who said Christmas wouldn’t come early this year.
LOver: OMG!!!! get a real F*cking job!!!!!!!”"”"”"”"”"*((((”"”"#####
Madonna is an egotistical, control freak, publicity whore. I have no sympathy for any of the celebs and their failed marriages. I hope Guy rapes her fortune just like another legless british whore did to a “Beatle”!! Madonna reminds me of Joan Crawford…Mommie Dearest!!!!
It’s that little zap of public humiliating emascultion to the loyal ex with another young man that is Vadge’s cruel-exit speciality. Unfortunately for both men she is always ‘the one love’ she’s been searching for., so no bother to her she ends up happy.
i hate madge :l
and i doubt she’ll get anyone shes too old now and dayummmm weird looking .
Dang, can’t she afford to fix those roots! She looks like she’s evil so I’m not surprised they’re splitting up.