You Know Who I Feel Bad For?
October 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
The guy in the background taking photos of Sarah Jessica Parker with his cell phone camera.
Because all his friends are gonna see this and be like, “Dude, you were taking photos of the Sex and the City bitch on your cell phone? Are you gonna stare at them while you’re trying on high heels later today?”
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Hahaha. Totally.
Or he could actually be gay.
Or they could be like, “dude that girl is foiiiiiiine”
I feel bad for the Stonyfield yogurt in her bag. Just because.
Maybe he’s never seen a pony walk on two legs while drinking a purple nurple before….
i noticed she is drinking beet juice…whenever i drink it i have reddish poops…i one time asked my doctor if i had bloody stool…hypochondriac anyone??? I wonder if SJF has red poops also…
Does not anyone own a purse? why is it that every photo of almost actress has the required shopping bag - I am -in-such-hurry-that-I-have-my-wallet-cell/blackberry-looking-humble-downwards-in-one-hand-look? Am I missing something?
Really? I’d bet that *none* of his friends are going to see this.
she has a killer body
ah yes, a killer body as in, one day all the chemicals from the cigarettes she’s smoked will kill her.
hahaha.
i love the guy to the right who’s just like, “mother of god, i am so impatient with this.”
Love her, so what if she doesn’t have a purse.
She’s not a druggie, people that interview her say she’s really sweet, people that work with her say that she’s fun and professional, works hard, and certainly not a diva.
There are so many other Hollywood freaks to make fun of. SJP seems pretty grounded, why not leave her alone?
The man is wearing a Phillies hat. Leave him the hell alone.
That guy behind to the right looks like he’s just bustin’ a fart! So much for celebrity…
i completely agree with bee hind
We all know we’re gonna copy her outfit, just because SJP wore it like that.
yeah, I remember watching the funeral of the Pope a few years back and seeing douche bags taking pictures with their cell phones and thinking that that was the PERFECT way to record a major historical event! Good thing most of them are 3 megapixels now.
Blahhhhhhkl! talk about crows feet– man has she aged!