Why Are You Doing This to Me, Christina?

October 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Please, baby.

Dress normal.

Just once.

I’m begging you.

At the Africa Rising Music & Fashion Festival in London.


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36 Responses to “Why Are You Doing This to Me, Christina?”

  1. AnnaMolly says:

    She looks like a cheap barbie/skank

  2. She obviously is mad at you. There can be no other explanation for an ensemble like that.

  3. rhoniluv says:

    uhmmm, you can wrap it up and seal it with a bow, toots. yep, it’s official, the invasion of the ugly husbands & babies have official sucked the life out of Cristina’s good looks. Oh well, we’ll always have Dirrrrrty! :-)

  4. PoliteTia says:

    She really hasn’t been cute since that ‘Genie In The Bottle’ video. Now, she just looks ridiculous. By the way, Christina looks really beautiful without any make-up at all.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I think she figured this shirt was inspired by Africa but…it’s really just ugly.

  6. Sparkley bitch says:

    Is it just me or is she morphing into cher?

  7. Sheila says:

    Do you have to let those stupidpersonals ads comments through. They are very irritating and not in a good way.

  8. hil says:

    her lips just look…… wrong.

  9. webdude says:

    common, that’s hot. seriously.

  10. Ariana says:

    Dude I love this. Not that it looks good but that it is so outlandish. I like how she just adopts new styles and goes for them whole hog–she’s def dropped the forties pinup thing and is now doing this…whatever it is. She doesn’t do normal. And I like that. Go big or go home (and she obvi always chooses the fomer).

  11. Ariana says:

    Sorry, ‘former.’

  12. me says:

    @ Beet : wasn’t the whole point of comment approval to filter spam? (still love you tho)

    @ Christina : dude, you look like a young Linda Hogan, dye your hair black again and lose the red lipstick

  13. Steve Johnson says:

    That hair and lipstick combination gave me a seizure. Thanks Beet!

  14. Sue says:

    she’s trying to be the next “look” that everyone will copy, think is cool and she will then launch a fashion line.

  15. Mallory says:

    SIDE NOTE… wellhonestlynow… are you wendy the weekend blogger?

  16. montysano says:

    Colin Powell was at this event. Fox News reports:

    The normally staid former U.S. secretary of state and chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff performed an impromptu hip-hop dance alongside well-known rap stars Tuesday following a speech at a festival in London celebrating African-American music and fashion.

    Ummmm……… African-American? In London? Maybe not.

    Christina looks great, BTW.

  17. Kendra says:

    It’s like 80’s meets mod meets stained glass. It’s all quite confusing really.

  18. beebeec says:

    She looks so foolish and clown-like now.. you can only laugh.

  19. long dong silver says:

    Versace, right!?!?

  20. Tasha says:

    @ PoliteTia:

    OF COURSEEEEEEEE SHE ISS

    look this one, for example

    http://i35.tinypic.com/2d6r3a8.jpg

  21. Norma says:

    she looks like barbie from the future

  22. sandy says:

    Actually, I really like it.

  23. foxyroxy says:

    jesus christ on a pony!

    no words. no words.

  24. Fleur says:

    I wonder if she needs a jack-hammer to lift off that make-up every night.

  25. Erin says:

    WOW. Just…wow. Its terrible, so terrible, but transfixing.

  26. just me says:

    She looks great no matter what she wears! Love her!

  27. purplemonkeypaws says:

    I don’t know, I kind of like it, I like the colors and bold pattern, but not the actual shape of the shirt.
    The shoes are hot, the hair okay. The make up, too much of it.
    I know I like this better than some previous outfits she wore.

  28. dotty says:

    well yeah but remember what christina is all about

    she really doesnt give a crap what anyone thinks she is her own woman and as long as she keeps singing with that amazing voice who really cares what she looks like

  29. purplemonkeypaws says:

    @ dotty

    Her voice is amazing isn’t it? She’s one of the few singer’s who can send shivers down my spine with her range.

  30. me says:

    Is this some modern take on the dashiki print?

  31. Ann says:

    What is up with her copying Lady Gaga’s style. Why cant she just stop deep frying herself and look natural rather than fake! ugh. Its just gross.

  32. ThatLisa says:

    the outfit doesn’t really bother me, but her face is ridic.

  33. Anonymous says:

    i like her pin up sort of look she had going
    it really suited her

    and in ” beautiful” or whatever its called she looked pretty good there :)

    but this is not a good look for christina

  34. kayla says:

    the dress is hot! are you kidding? its just ugly cause its a fucking turtle neck. it the dress had a different cut and wasnt up to her chin itd be nice. and the shoes are beautiful!!!

  35. hate famous people says:

    I think she look like those girls from the video ” Walk like an Egyption”… you know the go go’s old song. maybe she is trying out for that!
    Her kid must love her cause she actully looks like a clown!

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