“If You Think This Is Impressive, You Should Have Seen the ‘Cream’ on Nick Jonas the First Time I Let Him Put it in My Ass”
October 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Miley Cyrus enjoys a sundae with whipped cream in Hollywood, like the pleasant and innocent young adult that she is.
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October 15th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
um…she’s sixteen. leave that alone.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
HAHAHHAAHA that is the best title ever.
love you beetie.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Crude and -2 points for clarity.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I kind of like the idea that Miley is an “Anal Sex Doesn’t Count” virgin. I’m sure she’s actually a “Hasn’t Been a Virgin in Two Years” virgin, but it’s still a pleasant thought.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
haha.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
She looks like she’s trying to figure out how to eat that sundae. Yes, Miley, there are such things as spoons so no need to bite right into it or use your finger. She is such a redneck!
October 15th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
shes a minor for cripe’s sake. reign yourself in a little, would ya?
October 15th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Surely you don’t have to pimp a minor to get a laugh, Beet. Stick to targeting adults, please.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVil!
lovesit!
hahahah!
October 15th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
There’s a line, Beet.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
courtesy of Miley’s official website, “Latest News” Section:
Oct. 15, 2008 Miley’s Famous Milkshake
ba-dum-ching!
October 15th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
And I get MY shit rejected?? What the?
October 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Bwooooohahahahahahahaharrrrrharrrrhahhahahahahahaha!!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Yeah… I’m not a fan but that one went a little far even for my taste.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
You’re a sad little person. You make me sick.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
thank you donkeyisajackass!!! im not a big miley fan, i actually reeeeeeaaaally cant stand her, but the title was a little, um, risque for describing a 15 year old.
October 15th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Her, Miley, behavior makes her fair game. Honestly though, you can’t get mad when some one calls a spade a spade. She takes half naked pictures of herself, or at least let’s someone take them. Then pretends like she’s a victem when they get posted to the internet. You can’t say it was without her consent, because she was there when the pics were taken, and she should have thought that one out a little more.
Plus, when Britney, Christina, and even Jessica Simpson began to make the rise to stardom the same things were said about them.
I doubt anyone on this comment board can honestly say they never said anything like this about one of them.
You know what they say about people in glass houses.
October 15th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Purple,monkey paws is right,she should just tell every 1 she is lying about being the victem when she is letting them take the pics
October 15th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
By the way Norma,Miley turned 16 a few days ago
October 15th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Vulgar
October 15th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I used to think, she’s 16 or whatever, so leave her alone…but COME ON!!! She obviously sets herself up for that stuff on purpose. Disney could have made her something ‘effing huge and long lasting within the movie industry, but she’s apparently decided to go the hoochie-mama in training-route instead which means she’ll most likely never reach “Kurt Russell” status and that is too bad. Her Dad should know better than that being that he’s in the business.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Every time I see a picture of her she seems a little less attractive. I think she is settling into what will be her permanent bone structure and looks, and it ain’t gonna be a pretty sight!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Me, I just figure a person’s sex life, and especially a young person’s, is a private matter.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
At best she could reach Lindsay Lohan fame but only if she starts munching carpet.
October 16th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Ur absolutely right “Snowdevil”.
October 16th, 2008 at 2:31 am
why does everyone keep spelling “victim” incorrectly?
October 16th, 2008 at 3:37 am
LMFAO best title EVER
October 16th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Thanks for saying what I was thinking, Beet. When you get it right, you get it so so right.
Ps, She’s fifteen until the end of November.
October 16th, 2008 at 7:14 am
@ thatlisa, maybe you are spelling it wrong? Or maybe it’s like the word color vs colour…
October 16th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I must say in that position her face looks like it is a puppets face with the jaw dropped down.
Not a pretty sight.
Also I must agree, if she is sub 16, the comment on whether she is a 3-holer or not is unacceptable. If she is post 16, and legal in many states, than it is still unacceptable, but not bordering on pedophilia…
October 16th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Love it… though I have to agree with DP, long sentence- needs editing.
October 16th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
okay guys, lets get a few things straight:
victim is spelled v-i-c-t-i-m, not victem. its not a color, colour think purplemonkeypaws. sorry to burst your bubble.
secondly, have we really sunk that low? were going to criticize her for putting whipped cream on her finger? does that really make her a ‘redneck?’
and also, this is just mean. shes trying to eat some icecream. we dont have to criticize everything. this is just getting ridiculous. who cares if shes had sex or not? who even cares if shes kissed a boy?
October 16th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
She’s a fucking 16 year old girl. Why do we care about these little shits? Their “relationships” and stuff. They are children! I seriously don’t get it! Ugh, I remember bring 15 and looking back, it was seriously over dramatic and rediculous most of the time and now society worships these kids. Whatever!
October 16th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
what a cutie pie
October 16th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
hilarious beet hilarious
October 17th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Victem or vicim who cares,it’s just spelling,nobody cares about school.It is just a bunch of horny adults trying to hypnotize us into having sex with them.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Is nothing sacred anymore? She is a young girl. Have a little class.
October 18th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
hey that Icecream looks good I want some!!!!!!!!yum now I want to eat something!!!!!!:)
October 21st, 2008 at 1:09 pm
great title? or greatest title? i vote greatest!!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
audreyyy, dude i totally agree with you. i hate people who make fun of her. they should get a life and stop gaping at underage girls in pictures. especially this one, she’s eating ice cream dudes!
October 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
P.S. that’ a very stupid title she’s not even 16 yet
October 24th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
i 15 would you let me fuck u up the pussy
October 27th, 2008 at 1:46 am
teee heee by the way, who cares how the fuck someone spells victim,
November 1st, 2008 at 1:00 am
YOU ARE ALL FREAKS LEAVE MILEY ALONE
November 5th, 2008 at 9:27 am
That’s just not even right. This girl can’t even eat ice cream without people making dirty comments.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:46 am
MILEY SUCKS !!!
AWESOME PICTURE AHAHAHAHAH !!!!
PWNT !
RAWR
November 24th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
just let her eat her ice cream
November 24th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
she is only 16 let her be excited on her b~day
November 26th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
such a slut! shes posted over like 500 hundred pics n people say shes a role model
November 29th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Courtney you really don’t know what you’re talking about.I mean most people know by now that she was hacked,ok,and the guy has already been caught,he put her personal pics on the internet and there were no where near 500,stop trying to make her look bad,yes she was (is) a victim,what he did was very much illegal and wrong and my God we haven’t seen any new underwear pics of her in a long time can people just let that go or will you still be talking about it and bashing her for it 10,20,yrs from now?