Yay Stock Market
October 13th, 2008 by Evil BeetThe Dow is up nearly 5% in early trading this morning. NASDAQ and S&P are also up over 4%.
See?
The world may not end after all.
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October 13th, 2008 at 8:37 am
It’s the rise before the fall. It happened in the ’30’s as well.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:40 am
God help us a this point.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:59 am
blah blah blah
October 13th, 2008 at 9:29 am
they rose because they expected to fall even more then they actually did. sadly, these numbers don’t mean anything at all :/
October 13th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Don’t count your eggs before they’ve hatched.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Bread lines, forming to the left. I repeat, bread lines forming to the left.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Oh, but that’s alright….Blossom Goodchild has these great connections to a bunch of aliens that wanna come down to Earth and help us and give as hope…oh, btw…there coming already tomorrow…so don’t worry guys, we’re safe…
(In case you’re wondereing: No, I don’t believe that aliens are coming tomorrow. But a bookie in England decided not take any bets anymore, because IF they should show up, he’d be broke….)
October 13th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Don’t think we are safe yet.
I give it another 8months until we are stable.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Donkey Punch must be buying!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Yes, the bread lines are forming on the left because the right already walked away with billions.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Yes, the bread lines are forming on the left because the right already walked away with billions.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I was just going to say… don’t get excited yet. It’s still early.