Today in Genius

October 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Tara Reid, to reporters last week: “I totally plan to go back into acting once the strike stops.”

And to answer your question: No. No, there is no strike right now.

Tara “Einstein” Reid continues: “The economy is so bad right now that people are afraid to put money back into acting. Even the shows that seem new, they really shot six months ago. So when it’s all back up again, I will go back into it. That’s my heart.”

Actually, Tara — and not that this matters in terms of your career — but Hollywood traditionally does well during times of economic crisis, because there’s less work and more need for escapism. They’re like bars, Tara. Bars typically do well in times of economic crisis, too. I was going to mention here that you’ve probably already noticed more people in the bars you call home most nights, but you’re too shitfaced to notice anything at all most of the time, aren’t you, dear?


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10 Responses to “Today in Genius”

  1. Passyunk Ave says:

    I hope no one tells her that there’s no strike.
    EVER!

  2. Rob says:

    Tara’s hot…Busty Models 3!!!

  3. wileEcoyote says:

    Tara: “….and furthermore , E=MC….err…..Hammer?”

  4. ricardo says:

    poor girl! someone should just throw her a bone, i mean, its not like she did anything bad! just got too fucked up and embarrased herself a buncha times!

    that tit WAS pretty disgusting tho, so i guess any possible roles she might have been considered for pretty much dissipated after the whole world saw her frankentits

  5. Steve Johnson says:

    She makes Sarah Palin look/seem “edumucated.”

  6. Indigo says:

    That is hilarious. Poor kid, doesn’t have a clue.

  7. jemms says:

    Hollywood does well pretty much no matter what, you dim wit.

  8. Fartface McMuffin says:

    … like… such as…

  9. joan says:

    poor thing.

  10. Donkey Punch says:

    Sure there is TV being shot right now but most movies still haven’t geared up yet. The producers were waiting for a deal to be signed until they started productions back up.

    A lot of people are still sitting at home unemployed.

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