Stars: They’re Just Like Us!
October 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
They look like crap when they go to the airport!!!
As much as I love giving Jessica a rough time about her ensembles, I’m going to let this slide, because she actually looks remarkably put-together compared to the way I normally look when arriving at the airport. I just have to ask, though: why wear the jewelry? I mean, you’re going to have to take it off when you go through security, and it’s not like Joan Rivers is going to be looking at these pictures like, “You know, Jessica’s look would have been perfect if she’d paired the oversized sweatsuit with some thin silver hoops.”
Leaving Dallas last week.
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October 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Chunky bird.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
stars ???….for the life of me how does her name qualify to be used in the same sentence as “star”?
I mean…really. WTF has she done???
…..and please….please don`t say “Dukes…….!”
October 13th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
All she needs is a shaved head and an umbrella.
October 14th, 2008 at 7:14 am
She’s FUGLY
October 14th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Actually wearing the jewelry is smart…less likely to get stolen. Precious metals do not set off alarms. I wear my jewelry when flying for that reason.
It still looks stupid with her outfit, though.