McCain’s Tour of Contrition
October 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
As John McCain trails Obama in the polls, he’s crawling back to David Letterman to apologize for standing him up to go save the world do an interview with Katie Couric. As you’ll recall, Letterman tore him a new asshole on national television for that little stunt.
McCain is scheduled to appear on the program on Thursday.
Should be interesting.
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October 13th, 2008 at 8:23 am
McDOUCHEY, can’t wait to see what goes down on Letterman
October 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I’m sorry. I missed the memo that David Letterman was in charge of the Presidential candidates’ schedules. I watched Letterman faithfully when he first started. Can’t stand him now. Comedy is based on clever satire, not bloat-headed arrogance on the part of the comic.
Spare me.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:41 am
You’d think Cindy McCain would drag John in to get his teeth bleached. Or teach him about Crest strips. If a guy can’t fix his teeth color, can he really fix the economy or am I just being shallow?
October 13th, 2008 at 9:53 am
I’m going to be really pissed if Dave doesn’t hand John his ass when he shows up. He better give him hell for what he did.
Melady - I’m pretty sure those are all caps, and I don’t think whitener works on them. It reminds me of Abe Lincoln and his wooden teeth. They were classmates, weren’t they?
October 13th, 2008 at 10:07 am
i think dave should tie mccain to a metal cot and beat the shit out of him for about 5 years. that’ll show the ignorant, unpatriotic, yellow toothed bastard!!
October 13th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I hope Dave does his best to pound this idiot into the ground. He’s trailing in the polls because he’s a lunatic, and no normal person thinks his VP is capable of being president of the local PTA, never mind this country.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:42 am
looks like grandpa wandered away from the rest home again.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Would any of us really be brave enough to piss off a possible president face-to-face? Sound like the perfect way to get a free ride on a CIA plane headed for a secret location.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
re; donkey punch
yeah, just ask vince foster, hillary clintons ex boyfriend and confidant. oh yeah, you can’t. they put a bullet in his brain to keep him quiet. i guess i better start endorsing obama before he has my arms cut off with a machete and calls it a farming accident. all politicians are dangerous….it wasn’t too long ago that the d.c. madam supposedly hung herself in her garage just as she was about to spill the beans on all of her clients. let’s all just kiss their asses and ignore their transgressions while they rape and pillage our constitutional rights and drive our country into the shithole, black, white, red, or otherwise.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Sidebar: Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article about McCain where he calls Cindy a cunt? God god.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Old mean man!!! not a very intelligent man. He graduated 5th from bottom of class. Being a Columbia Ph.D candidate I need a smart president!
October 13th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
not for liberal slanting, but the liberals got caught in polling cheats; Obama wins every time they poll 65% Dems to 35% Reps… Imagine that. And gotta love ACORN…Obama, I’m sure is hoping they have stopped doing illegal acts in his honor.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Julia - I read that article. It was terribly disturbing. I can’t help but look at Cindy differently now. I had NO idea about their history. That article was really something.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
what????? i wanna read the cunt article!!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Here you go:
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/23316912/makebelieve_maverick/print
Read the whole thing. It will give you a lot to think about.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
I just finished reading the article myself. And as a liberal, I’ll be the first to admit that it’s slanted to the left. But holy crap on a crap cracker! I don’t agree with his political policies, but now, I don’t even like him as a person. That crack about Chelsey Clinton was hilarious, though. Fucked up, but hilarious. At least she grew out of that awkward phase…
October 13th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I honestly cannot believe that everything in there is true, it is SOOO biased. Also, I can’t believe the author actually said something along the lines of, “he was ONLY tortured for two years…”. Are you freaking kidding me? At LEAST give the man credit for that!
October 13th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
i thought the article was flattering. the guy gets way more trim than i would have ever imagined.
October 14th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Letterman is a little bitch for crying about being ’stood up’. He needs to find his balls again.
October 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
if i were mc cain i wouldn’t joke about the way anyone else or their kids look; after all, he looks like a scarecrow that’s had a lobotomy and his daughters look like linebackers.