Katrina Bowden Is My New Girl Crush
October 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I know that I need to separate myself from the cast of Gossip Girl. Blake Lively is taken and Taylor Momsen is, ya know, fourteen. (But she doesn’t look it.) So I’ve been on the lookout for my latest obsession.
Enter 20-year-old (totally legal!) Katie Bowden, who plays office siren Cerie on the Emmy-winning 30 Rock and is now making her feature film debut with Sex Drive.
Katrina is poised to give me everything I could ever ask for, including this photo of Seth Green standing next to a tall, beautiful woman and making this face. We’re off to a fabulous start.
Also:
It’s not that I wouldn’t have sex with James Marsden at this point, it’s just that I’d be thinking the whole time about how I should have done this five years ago, back when he was hot.
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I thought Taylor Momsen was 15… I dont feel like looking it up though.
Seth Green looks like he needs a blood transfusion. Boy is PALE!
beet… do you need to answer some internal questions about yourself? haha!
Eyes of Green
I thought he was wearing corpse paint myself but then again I didn’t know if he was in a black metal band I didn’t know about.
James Marsden! I’d still hit it. Twice, even. Three times if he’s good. Something about him just screams, “Do me baby!” Heh.
She’s one hottt bitch.
Now a reason to watch that train wreck of a show.
beet, you like skinny ass bitches. like scary skinny.
wow! major disgusting anorexia!!!! shes gross