Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Team Up for Obama
October 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Apparently, it is so important that Barack Obama win the upcoming election that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have agreed to make a public appearance together.
I know.
It’s that big.
The couple showed up to speak to the crowd on Saturday at a Las Vegas rally for the Democratic candidate.
Timberlake performed an off-the-cuff riff, singing “Vote in a Box,” a spoof of his infamous raunchy Saturday Night Live sketch, a campaign source tells Usmagazine.com.
“Me and Jess, we’re here as Americans. We’re here as humans because this is something we had to do,” Timberlake told the crowd at the Clark County Government Center amphitheater, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
He added, “We’ve never publicly endorsed before. But we’ve never been so inspired by one person.”
(A source tells Us that Timberlake’s mother, Lynn, helped him write his opening remarks.)
Noting that the next president’s Supreme Court appointments could determine the future of legal abortions, Biel told the crowd, “Nobody should be able to say what you can do with your body.”
Joked Timberlake, “I give Jess the right to choose where we go to eat all the time. The funny thing is, what the woman chooses is usually right.”
“Brownie points for you,” Biel kidded back.
Teased Timberlake, “I know where my bread is buttered.”
Added Biel: “The bread is his penis and it’s buttered inside my vagina. In case you didn’t get that.”
Oh, and Justin: Comparing elective termination to the age-old Olive-Garden-vs-Buca-di-Beppo debate? Probably not the smoothest tactic. Just for future reference.
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October 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
she needs to wipe that smug off her face
October 13th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Here comes all the comments! “Theses damn celeberties(tards) should shut up!” or the usual, “Celeberties have no place for politics!” “Those Hollywood liberals!”.. there. done.
October 13th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
They have similar face features.
I respect celebrities who take a time out from grabbing each others asses in “candid” moments captured by “lucky” photos to protect human kind. Save the cheerleader. Save the world. Oh wait what’s up with J’s hand there.
October 13th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
so how come we’re not hearing anything about the Enquirer story about Obama?
October 13th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
what a classy lady
October 13th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
re; evil beet
so, based on your explanation, if the ‘bread’ is his penis and the ‘butter’ is her vagina, would that mean that the ‘brownie’ points would relate to anal sex? i so damn confused, turned on and really hungry all at the same time! help.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Censorthis, I love you.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
HAHAHAAA! censorthis!
Beet I’ll meet ya a Beppo. Mmmmm.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Justin continually proves he really shouldn’t try to speak intelligently while trying to seem cool. #1, he’s a poseur on the cool front, and #2, he totally missed the “worth listening to” line to cut to the front of the “fashion of the moment” line…poor bastard, better luck next time. Bye bye bye….
FAIL.
And Jess needs to lay off the lemons…her pucker is an advertisement of the worst of ‘roid suffering.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
go obama. also, they are super cute.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Why, that pair should start their own “Algonquin Round Table”!!
I hope they don’t harm Obama’s campaign.
October 14th, 2008 at 3:21 am
They didn’t “agree” on making a public appearance together.
It was suppose to be Justin’s event! But Jessica showed up too! Probably to get some publicity!
October 14th, 2008 at 6:58 am
More interesting is the fact that Timberlake is from The South-a traditionally conservative republican voting base. If his Mom is even in on it, this could really say something more than just celebrity endorsing democrat. That’s old hat. Getting The South onboard the Obama Train? Hmm…
October 14th, 2008 at 11:38 am
F*ck Obama, he is going to lose anyway.
October 15th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Woo hoo! Two more brilliant political strategists from Hollywood showing their support!
October 18th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Who cares what these two think about? They’re both egocentric, pompous, and arrogrant. I would like to know how many abortions Biels has had. “The Flake” Timberlake has always been a “user” (of other people) and a womanizer.
October 24th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Jessica & Justin are so f**king gross, they have no respect for anyone getting up infront of a crowd and saying raunchy and no need for crap about their disgusting so called sex life, they should keep it to themselves and off the streets where little kids can see. I used to like Justin but they both gross me the hell out, they need to get lost.
October 31st, 2008 at 6:24 pm
What a couple of losers. Comparing to killing babies to chosing a restaurant. They both make me sick.