Hey Look You Guys It’s the Sarah Palin Porno!!!

October 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
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We’re starting to get shots from the set of the new Hustler-produced porn flick starring “Sarah Palin.”

Pretty hot stuff, right???

This is (hopefully) just the first of many Palin-porns to come. In fact, Palin-porn may become a genre in and of itself.

Here’s a fun game: What should this flick be called?


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34 Responses to “Hey Look You Guys It’s the Sarah Palin Porno!!!”

  1. Mallory says:

    I thought it was called “Nailin’ Palin”

  2. Josh says:

    Yeah, it’s “Nailin’ Paylin”. You know, because the actress’ name is Sarah Paylin.

  3. TSS says:

    LOL…that’s wrong in so many ways.

    I hope they do some Interracial KFC Obama porn to even that shit out. “Tropic Thunder down under” or “Who’s Your Obama Mamma?” or something.

  4. censorthis says:

    yeah, i’m saving what’s left of my 401k money for ‘barakback mountain’.

  5. Eyes of Green says:

    LOL @ Censor!!!

  6. Evil Beet says:

    Okay no one else should enter this contest. “Barackback Mountain” wins everything.

  7. purplemonkeypaws says:

    lol @ censorthis

    nice!

  8. Korpil says:

    Now I get that “I can see Russia from my house” part…

  9. Beth says:

    hahaha, oh geez!

  10. Tabs says:

    Bwhahaha this is so hilarious. I sent it around to all my friends. I knew it would happen, but the visual is just too much. I had tears coming down my eyes.

  11. Erin says:

    Is anyone else disturbed by how nasty this woman’s body is? I must be hanging around the wrong guys because all the men I know would be turned OFF by the massive butt and thighs on this chick.

  12. anonymouse says:

    impalin’ sarah

  13. torie says:

    omg, “barackback mountain” = gold.
    who would the other guy be?
    (please, please not biden.)

  14. TSS says:

    LOL – Barackback Mtn…

    ………….you’re right BEET that was hilarious!!!

    I just saw it on YouTube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9MdVQFr34g

    That’s some clever shit!

  15. Steve Johnson says:

    I would have thought “Hunt for Red Octopussy” or “Bang the drum Slowly, very slowly, since she is mentally retarded.”

    Censorthis wins again. Damn you, one day…..one day….

  16. OMG_Palin says:

    The resemblance is striking!

    @ Erin. Personally, I think she�s hot, but then again, I have a really fine and developed taste for my porn. If you�d like to put a couple pics of yourself up, I�d be happy to critique.

    Sincerely,

    One hella model Merr-ican!

  17. Jenna says:

    “Nailin’ Palin”
    I Love that

  18. wileEcoyote says:

    in an amazing twist , the producers have cast Sarah Palin to star as Tina Fey in the upcoming new network series “30 Rocks MILF Island”.
    ….now that just makes me drool!
    *drools*

  19. ricardo says:

    nalin palin is perfect lol

  20. Snowdevil says:

    I have that same exact furniture. How wierd is that.

  21. beefy says:

    I hope no animals were injured in the production of this film–mainly moose, caribou, beluga whale, or polar bears. I suspect the title will be “Dill Here. Drill Now” or “Drill. Baby. Drill.”

  22. Stefan says:

    ImPALIN Sarah

  23. Josh says:

    They should have thrown in an old guy who looks like McCain!

    “An American Vice”? Hmmm not obvious enough…

    “I can see ____ from my house” ?

    “Running Mating” ?

  24. briana says:

    “head” of state
    “boob of rights”
    “blow back”
    “Putin rears his head’
    “The boobs to nowhere”

  25. censorthis says:

    well, you could use ‘erection day’.

  26. migro-anty says:

    This is not Sarah? That is her sister Sarah 2. Her parents are as bright as she is… Saturday Night Live skit with Katie Couric was hilarious!

    She is not the brightest bulb in the discount store…

  27. Adru says:

    I do not know, but I am so incredibly disturbed that the plaid couch from my childhood is in the background.

  28. Ann says:

    That woman is so freakishly plastic…
    and what is up with her ass? did she get implants or something because it looks awful lol!

  29. mercedes says:

    nice briana!
    “head” of state was my fav

  30. me says:

    @ Josh: The actress’ isn’t Paylin. It’s Lisa Ann according to all the other reports on this story.

  31. Co.Cat says:

    Am I the only one who finds all this a bit sexist? I mean, as much as I dislike Sarah Palin and as much as I DON’T want the Republicans to win the election, I find this so degrading. Who was the last MALE politician to ever be put in a spoof porno? Just because a woman is getting anywhere near successful in American politics, she suddenly becomes a sex object. Actually even worse, she becomes a comedy sex object. Come on guys. Okay, it’s funny. But women are never going to achieve the same status as men if this kind of thing continues. Laugh at her in any way you like; but not like this.

  32. Anonymous says:

    amen cocat! I hate sarah but this os wronggg

  33. Asta says:

    It’s actually Serra Paylin in the movie. I read the script and it was pretty silly.

    I bet Clinton and Bush have been parodied in porno before. If more porno was made for girls more politicians would probably be spoofed. Also, if more attractive younger women had prominent political positions more porno would be made of them. Welcome to the porn industry. ANYTHING popular will be spoofed.

  34. Binky Barnes says:

    If you strike a resemblance to Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin you are golden, win or lose this coming election day, Tuesday November 4th. Raquel Devine has teamed up with the next “Larry Flints”: Todd McKea and Sean Brookland to bring “Palin – Erection Day”, an adult spoof, to the American people. This adult spoof parody explores the nastier side of Sarah Palin. Check out the GOP (Grand Old Party) getting freaky with co-stars Mark Davis as Senator McCain, Alana Evens as Cindy McCain, Steve Driller as Senator Obama, Trina Michaels as a Republican staff member, Jada Fire as Michele Obama, and Derrick Pierce as “Joe the Plumber”. Whether you watched the SNL (Saturday Night Live) Tina Fey episodes or just love new creative adult content, you won’t be disappointed with http://www.adultspoof.com . Watch Governor Palin screw a female staff member, screw Senator Obama, and a couple members of the Secret Service. Also check out the free clips on http://www.monstertubers.com of the Sarah Palin spoof.

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