Apply Self-Tanner Evenly…Emphasis on Evenly
October 12th, 2008 by wendie
Oh my. Lindsay Lohan has obviously suffered some sort of Mystic Tan mishap. Do you think she wore boots and kneepads into the spray booth? It’s like painting around your entertainment center instead of moving it…it will haunt you. So I hear.
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October 12th, 2008 at 8:57 am
ok, even i look better than that when i put fake tan on in my bathroom…
at least i make sure i’m not wearing shoes
bring back the freckles and ginger hair!
October 12th, 2008 at 8:58 am
i saw this in some other place and it make me laught!!!
oh my… she should wear the boots in it too,so nobody notice!!
still, hot! and sexy, and better than most of us
October 12th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Yeah, because she is usually white as a ghost!
October 12th, 2008 at 8:59 am
oh, and notice the knees too!!… something happened there
October 12th, 2008 at 9:03 am
I cant believe she had the balls to actually go out in public like that! oh, wait.. thats right.. its samantha who has the balls, not lindsay.. my mistake.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:08 am
ouuu… thats brutal.
looks like a kid messed up the paint by number his mommies bought him.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am
oh and by the way…. WHY DID SAMANTHA LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE (or hotel r whatever) LIKE THAT?! i mean i know theyre gay and all, but you can’t just ignore something like that… i mean the lesbians arent blind so whats up ladies?
October 12th, 2008 at 9:15 am
pity, cause that’s a cute outfit…
October 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I never noticed HOW pasty white she is, it’s like someone powdered her feet. And her hands too if you notice..
October 12th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Loves the shoes, hate everything else
October 12th, 2008 at 9:49 am
maybe she wore her kneepad tights sans kneepads during her tanning sesh
October 12th, 2008 at 9:56 am
She probably went rollerblading with knee pads, what I don’t get is why she didn’t fix it. It looks like she put baby powder on herself for something.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:01 am
WTH? Doesn’t she have people? Even Sam should know better than this.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:07 am
hm damnit lindsey what you really need right now,
are some of those leggings you designed!
looks like they might finally come in handy.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:12 am
LOL….
oopsie. do you think she just didn’t notice? wouldn’t you notice when you put on your shoes?
October 12th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I actually kinda love her shirt(s)
October 12th, 2008 at 10:34 am
honestly, WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!! its common sense to not go out in public like that, especially when you know that you will be in many pictures. come on did she just not notice or is this a practical joke.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:35 am
How high do you have to be to not notice you have giant white feet when the rest of you is bright orange? Really this is hysterical. Also, would hire anyone this dumb? I think not.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:49 am
could it be talc off some boots she’s been wearing?
October 12th, 2008 at 10:57 am
And did she miss her knees with the tanner or are they just ashy and in need of lotion????
October 12th, 2008 at 10:58 am
lookin’ ashy!!
October 12th, 2008 at 11:47 am
She looks like a goth figure skater.
October 12th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
awww goddamn it….luv this girl but WTF?
i mean, aghhh, WHY? ohhh whatever…GO LINDSAY!
October 12th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
this must be one of hef’s new girls. it’s hard to spray tan yourself while your arms and legs are strapped into a restraint chair. some parts you just can’t reach. she can just cover the ankles with EM bracelets.
October 12th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
LOL! That is awesome! This picture has made my day.
October 12th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Goth figure skater? I’m going with NASCAR’s checkered flag personified–from outfit to skin tone—hands knees and toes.
October 12th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
wow..and samatha didnt tell her anything before she left the house?!
October 12th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Does she apply this stuff herself? Wow.
October 12th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
lmao….
October 12th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
wtf? is these some kind of joke?
October 12th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Could this be photoshopped? I can’t see her stepping out like this.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:29 am
I think Samantha’s done the spray tan. I can see it now, salons are a rip off! I’ll do it. … (later) what do you mean you’ve only got one can?
October 13th, 2008 at 8:06 am
@ Liberty: Best explanation so far.. she went rollerblading with kneepads.
@ Tasha: I agree that she’s sexy and hotter than most of you. But better? do you personally know her to make that statement? Maybe it’s just you who’s not as good a person
October 13th, 2008 at 9:01 am
OMG… her feet and shins…. :O
October 13th, 2008 at 10:54 am
She’s totally losing weight again. Her body looks good but her tan looks awful!
October 13th, 2008 at 11:02 am
get thee to a stylist.
October 14th, 2008 at 5:27 am
MAYBE ITS A STATEMENT!