More Details on the Hef Twins’ Prior Arrests!

October 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet


From TMZ:

We’ve learned Karissa Shannon was arrested just two months before she and sis Kristina were pinched for aggravated battery back in January. In this case, however, she was popped for kicking her own twin sister in the face. Lovely.

Here’s the blow-by-blow, according to the charge report: When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside their apartment “wearing only blue jean pants” and “bleeding from her nose,” while Karissa was standing over Kristina asking who had done this, “as if she had no idea what had happened.”

Best part: a neighbor said he witnessed the one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though “he could not identify which sister was which.” Karissa eventually fessed up.

OMG these girls are such total methheads.

Ew!

What was Hef thinking????

Thanks Megan!


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14 Responses to “More Details on the Hef Twins’ Prior Arrests!”

  1. Eyes of Green says:

    Classy…

    Those eyebrows are like optical illusions – like staring at something until it becomes something else, they kinda merge into one brow…I guess they don’t have mirrors at their house.

  2. Steve Johnson says:

    I can’t wait for the photos of methmouth and what meth does to their faces.

  3. Alex S. says:

    Gross. They do it together and kick each others asses? Why is Florida always so fucked up?

  4. PoliteTia says:

    If it wasn’t for meth would anyone think of sharing a house with an 82 year old near-death-corpse touching you?
    Hugh probably has dealers on his pay roll! These girls are so young to start out life this way. I’m glad they are sticking together. Hopefully, they ca turn it around.

  5. Steve Johnson says:

    Actually their pics remind of that episode of “Seinfeld” where he would only meet his girlfriend at ‘Monks’ in a back booth because that is where she looked the best due to the light. Check it out above.

  6. JUDY says:

    Same thing he was thinking when he “saved” Kendra from her meth habit. She is just as gross as these things.
    At least Bridget is pretty, and seems nice. Holly, was an obvious golddigger from the get go. Well, they all are, face it….what does Hef have to offer but money and fame? They got it, now he is depressed and sad.

  7. torie says:

    ugh, they are SO. GROSS.
    i miss holly!!!

  8. lolly says:

    one of those things is not like the other…

  9. jinx says:

    can we get more details on the freaky eyebrows?

  10. Niturnia says:

    I live in Florida and you’re right Alex S.; this place is full of freaky lunatics who commit the weirdest crimes!

  11. MMS says:

    Your welcome Beet… I saw that and immediately thought of you!

  12. cj says:

    Please, Beet, forget the prior arrests and get to the bottom of the freaky eyebrows for us?

  13. Wisermom says:

    The one on the left has two eye brows and pock marks all over her face. I thought Hef was into hot bunnies not skanky hares.

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