Turned Away!
October 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet
How’s this for irony?
Lindsay Lohan, famous for infiltrating the LA club scene even in her teen years, was turned away from The Snake Pit on Melrose because she didn’t have ID. The same went for Samantha Ronson, who also didn’t have ID on her. Who the hell goes clubbing without ID? Oh, right, Lindsay and Samantha, who are used to everyone on the planet coming equipped with an internal dossier of information on their backgrounds.
On the plus side, Lindsay should be thanking her lucky stars that someone thought she might be younger than 30.
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October 9th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
homophobes!
October 9th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
dude, seriously?
that’s so weird.
October 9th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
She looks great! The club owner has the right to turn away any one who threatens their license with underage drinking. You’d be amazed how different clebs look with out make-up.
October 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I’m not shocked… it is LA bouncers love turning famous people away, it makes them feel powerful.
October 9th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I bet someone gets fired.
October 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Maybe they didn’t have any toilet roles for them to wipe their skank asses with.
Nasty ass whores… I wouldn’t let them in either. Unless I worked at the zoo.
October 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Interesting pic! How is it such a skinny chick has such a big set of cans?
October 9th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
You said “dossier”.
October 9th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Not surprised.
It was her hideous pants that got then denied.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
The Evil One can hear it now: “Don’t you know who we are!?!! Our pictures of Mexico are all over THE INTERNET!!! WE COULD HAVE THIS PLACE PACKED IN A BLINK OF AN EYE!!! I COULD BUY THIS CRAP HOLE IF I WANTED AND DON’T YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS?! THAT’S DJ SAMRO…YOU ASS!?! F-YOU!!! WE DON’T NEED THIS DUMP…Let’s blow this pop stand…You really gave them that crooked mouth expression my big, strong, uhh, girl…boy, uhhh…I love your hat Sammy…” Only in L.A.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I cannot, in all honesty, say I care about where she does or doesn’t get into.. just keep running trivial bits about her as long as they are accompanied by that picture.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:58 am
her boobs are enormous! are they real?
October 10th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
@ qgk
If you look at her Marilyn Monroe shoot, I would definitely guess that they are real.
But that’s just my guess.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
They have to be real. When she had those eating disorders and that crack addiction, they were gone. And the Monroe shoot is another good example.
I hate to give her more credit than she deserves, but everyone knows who Lindsay is. As stated, she’s been clubbing in L.A.’s hottest clubs since she was 17. And now she’s actually old enough, and they turn her down? I would definitely vote that as ironic.
October 13th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
she must be the only woman in the US to lose serious amounts of weight from her entire body, less her boobs? if I am wrong about this, let me know. Maybe its some secret Hollywood diet? Or maybe its not a secret at all?
October 15th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
bra anyone?