Hugh Hefner’s Latest Girlfriends Are Felons
October 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Oh, yay!!!
TMZ dug up some dirt on Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hef’s newest squeezes.
Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) — who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion — were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims.
Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Atta girl!
Playboy had no comment.
WTF???
I want more back story here. Who the hell did they beat up? And why? This could make for some very interesting television, indeed. I bet Holly’s having a good laugh over this shit.
Also, let’s do a brief before/after comparison of the girls with this photo taken this month:
Can you say chin implant?
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I give props to the twins for beating up that girl. She’s a slut with nasty fake boobs who’s coked up all the time! She deserves everything she got except for the money. Its not the first time this has happened
i live in st.petersburg and those twins are known to smoke crack,smoke crystal meth,and of course they love their oxy’s.they have traded sex for meth.real good manipulators to get dope and then not put out. i can’t believe the media has not sent a undercover reporter to the winghouse and get all the dirt on them from they’re oxy connection. one day hef will be so embarrassed by thier antics he will freak. they already were seen in cali at the weed store. bet u won’t see them there again cause that was already a embarrassment