Hugh Hefner’s Latest Girlfriends Are Felons

Oh, yay!!!

TMZ dug up some dirt on Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hef’s newest squeezes.

Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) — who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion — were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims.

Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Atta girl!

Playboy had no comment.

WTF???

I want more back story here. Who the hell did they beat up? And why? This could make for some very interesting television, indeed. I bet Holly’s having a good laugh over this shit.

Also, let’s do a brief before/after comparison of the girls with this photo taken this month:

Can you say chin implant?

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