High School Musical 3: The UK Premiere

October 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Ashley Tisdale’s Barbie shoes need to be wrapped up in her gross hair extensions and taken outside and buried deep within the earth. Like however deep we bury nuclear material? That’s how deep this stuff needs to go.


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21 Responses to “High School Musical 3: The UK Premiere”

  1. lau_ren says:

    i think her heels are pretty!

  2. keightlynn says:

    Every time I see Vanessa, I think of her nude…

  3. swillz says:

    nuclear or NUCULAR?

  4. Eyes of Green says:

    I love that style of shoe. It is Very Barbie!

  5. Krys says:

    I don’t really have a problem with Ashley’s shoes…My problem lies with Corbin. I don’t know what it is about him now, but I’m sorry, he looked 100x better when HSM1 came out. I’m not a fan of any of the movies (Total crap to me) but I did used to have a total crush on Corbin. Now I don’t know if my tastes have changed, or he just looked better older, or maybe it’s just the fact that he looks like he needs a good shave.

    I do love the curly hair, though.

    And, um, Vanessa? That jacket looks like crap. Go bury it with the top of Ashley’s dress.

  6. me says:

    threesome with vanessa and ashley… they’d be hitting some high school musical high notes in my bed

  7. lolly says:

    Ashley’s shoes are way too big for her, poor thing.

  8. tigerlille says:

    What on earth did those inoffensive little shoes do to evoke such a vehement response! They surely are not very practical.

  9. Nadine says:

    I am more worried about her ‘wings’ attached to her shoulders. Ew.

  10. Jamie says:

    Zack’s look is interesting… Being of an older generation, I don’t see him very often, except on the cover of those HSM mags where his hair is always windswept forward. I like this look WAY better, though now his eyebrows need a touch of highlighting to match his hair color. He’s pretty damn hot though.

  11. Spacewoman says:

    Luurrvvve Vanessa’s shoes…why does Corbin look so doped out…or is it my imagination???

  12. Beet Czar says:

    Wow, Ashley Tisdale got so much work done, I didn’t recognize her… and Zac Efron still is gay; not that there is anything wrong with that. Vanessa Hudgens looks hot and Corbin Bleu trying to look anti-Disney; like he knows they can’t milk anything more out of this cash cow.

  13. torie says:

    vanessa hudgens makes me kind of want to die, but i LOVE her shoes.

  14. joan says:

    i’m sure i won’t see high school musical 3, but if there was a sex tape of zac and vanessa i would totally watch it.

  15. elle says:

    has that zack efron kid come out yet?
    its about time!

  16. Tracy says:

    I am having a good laugh over them cutting Corbin out of the big screen in the background. I guess we know who’s really important in these movies.

  17. Llaura says:

    I actually really like Vanessa’s jacket.
    I mean, not with a dress, but with jeans and etc,
    would look awesome.

    Rocker chick? Yes please.

    And I do think that Corbin needs a shave.

  18. Veronica says:

    I don’t watch this and didn’t know the guy’s name was Corbin until I read these posts, but I think he’s adorable. Love the facial hair!

  19. anoneemous says:

    Corbin Bleu just looks different from everyone else because he’s a grown-up now even if he hasn’t posed naked or made a sex tape.

  20. Someone says:

    Ashley looks ok. She’s had better days. Vanessa is still a slut. I don’t care about the dudes. By the way, smelly Beet, why are you so mean to Ashley? You praise whores like Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus and you shit all over good girls like Ash? Shame.

  21. Someone says:

    Ashley looks ok. She’s had better days. Vanessa is still a slut. I don’t care about the dudes. By the way, smelly Beet, why are you so mean to Ashley? You praise whores like Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus and you shit all over good girls like Ash? Shame.

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