Much like Mario Lopez in A Chorus Line, they usually have ridiculous demands and they often aren’t Broadway caliber to begin with. They are used to generate more ticket sales because the average American can’t imagine going to see something that doesn’t include someone they’ve seen on television or in a movie theater.

True Broadway stars prepare and dream of staring in a show their whole lives. These are the people everyone should be going to see. The triple threats, the ones who have worked hard and put all their heart and soul into making it on the great White Way.

As far as Britney on Broadway goes: I would pay to have seats empty and see her fail big on Broadway. She hasn’t earned a spot there, and I hope all the NYC producers see it that way too.

I hope this is true, because one, she does have talent, and two if Ashley Simpson can perform on Broadway, then I could, and my singing sounds like a cat being tortured in a very deep metal bucket with non stop chain saws.