Be Still My Heart
October 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet
ANTM alums Jaslene Gonzalez and Caridee English battle it out for Least Photogenic at the Lucky book party in NYC.
Tyra Banks should be ashamed. If you’re going to unleash these creatures upon society after anointing them famous, Tyra, at least hire stylists for them. Someone needs to wake you from your slumber one night with a phone call and say, “Ty-Ty, I have some bad news. Are you sitting down? Do you have someone there with you in case you can’t hold up the phone after I tell you this? Okay. Because Caridee is wearing knee-high socks and Jaslene is wearing a wrap made from the fur of an animal that doesn’t actually exist on Earth. I know, baby. I know. Cry it out.”
Because, listen, Tyra: this is a nightmare I live with every single day. You may have better things to do than look at the photos these girls take after their cycles end, but many of us in this industry have to keep looking at them. Have some respect for us.
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October 7th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Hahaha awww but they were my favorite winners =[
October 7th, 2008 at 10:10 am
oh caridee has gotten so ugly after winning antm, what is up with that? aren’t you supposed to look better than before? ugh what is this girl doing with herself? i was actually rooting really hard for her over melrose
October 7th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Me too, polochck, me too… I recognize Jaslene, but are you sure that that is Carridee? Because it doesn’t look a bit like the pretty, spunky girl I remember.
October 7th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Eat a sandwich Jaslene…you’re making Caridee look big!
October 8th, 2008 at 7:23 am
THIS IS WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN A GREAT DRESS (Alice + Olivia, on the right), HAPPENS TO A, uh, well YOU See her. I just don’t have the words. tsk-tsk
October 9th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Aw Darn Carridee won? :O I liked the twins..
Anyway, knee high socks look hot!
October 9th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
nither one of these girls is attractive, let alone supermodel attractive…i think the last good looking one was the curly brown haired one, from cycle 2 or 3…
October 15th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
well i remember them as gorgeous, what did the gay photographers do to them…. make them look GAY too.?
October 26th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Just because they are not always voguing and posing doesn’t mean they are ugly. The are both pretty girls and if you look up their current work they both look great and happen to be the most succesful ones.