ZOMG We Have the Stills from the Britney Spears “Womanizer” Video!!!
October 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Is everybody sooooooooo excited???
The Britney Spears “Womanizer” video premieres Friday on 20/20!!!
Yeah, that’s right, on 20/20, bitches, because it’s not like there’s anything else going on in the world.
But to tide your Britneymania over until then, the kids at Britney.com (tagline: “It’s Britney.com, B*tch,” which amuses me to no end) have the exclusive first look at stills from Brit’s new video. Using our special NASA-patented technology (aka “Project Save As”) we have brought these photos RIGHT HERE to EVIL BEET GOSSIP for your viewing pleasure. The kids over at Britney.com (b*tch!) are in a heated debate over which video look they prefer on Britney (”the blonde sex kitten, the sassy secretary or the vampy waitress”) and I am here to end this debate for once and for all: Britney’s look is the best when her vagina is showing, at least in terms of profits to bloggers. I have found this to be true after having the opportunity to experiment with it repeatedly. So we can skip that argument entirely on this site.
Enjoy.
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October 6th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
She actually looks pretty fucking hot. Go, Britney, and also I want my hair to be the color of your wig, kthxbye.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Hot damn, I never thought she would look this good again.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Wow, she looks really good. I especially love the waitress wig. I’d fuck her. Not too fond of the repetitiveness of the song…
October 6th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
YES!! this used to be embarrassing admitting i am still like totally rocking out to brit-brit. but omg i am SO psyched for this!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
OMG I CAN’T WAIT!!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE BRITNEY! she looks absolutely amazing.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Who cares? If I wanted to look at moms with C-section scars and who can’t sing I would just go out onto the street.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Tell your mom hi when you get there DP.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
donkey punch yourself in the throat cunt! go brit!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
she looks stunning in the still where her hair is blond. i am uber jealous of her hair!
She’s back!
October 6th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
DP, are you always an ass?
October 6th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
re; donkey
hey dude, where do i find moms on the street that will show me their fucking c section scars? i’ve always had to pay extra for that, with or without the serenade.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
the secretary is the clear winner- the shirt and the shoes are –awesome– (<<high kelly kapoor voice)
October 6th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
i think that, in the blonde picture, she kinda looks like her sister… cute
and the other… wow, HoT love the long wig.. so Stronger video!!! with the pink wig
October 6th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
@ censor
Isn’t DP foreign?
It’s a french whore thing obviously.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
re; keightlynn
no, french whores are super sweet and taste like fresh baked krispy kreme donuts with a hint of stale perfume. DP would be like a mexican whore from tijuana with bad teeth stained from chewing mesquite seeds and breath that was born from sucking fat americanos off for five bucks and a beer. not that i would know the difference.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
She really looks good!
October 6th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
She looks great! Go Britney!
October 6th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
re; censorthis
beet, based on my matt damon deletion, i hereby suggest that you delete my post shown above as i mention mexican whores and fat americanos in the same post. from now on it’s all about sugar and spice from me babe.
October 7th, 2008 at 4:25 am
she needs sam ronsons hips but she look good
October 7th, 2008 at 5:12 am
@ censorthis
I think it depends where the French whores are from…are Parisian, Quebecois, or Acadian?
Acadians smell like Poutine and homemade wine….which is also an intoxicating smell….poutine -drools-
October 7th, 2008 at 5:31 am
Am I the only one who is insatiably curious about where the “throat cunt” is located?
October 7th, 2008 at 6:23 am
this proves my theory that only the gays (like ricardo.. look at his avatar) and women with insecurities (do to their own looks) give a shit about britney.. the rest of the world, not so much. She’s this generation’s Madonna. She’ll be touring when she’s 55 and all you homo’s will pay top dollar to see her dancing around in a top hat.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:54 am
ah… that would be in the Deep Throat movie? OK, this is gettin’ waaay off topic!!
October 7th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
She looks hot as the waitress. The blonde is just her… that’s not any sort of change from where she was pre-crazy.
October 7th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Oh no, she’s skinnier than me! Eek.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Wow, guess I pissed off a lot of soccer moms with C-section scars.
Yes, they are ugly.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I always liked the dark hair best… as long as she doesn’t open her mouth to speak, when she has brown hair, she looks somewhat intelligent…