Quotables
October 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet
“This is absolutely amazing for the world’s most beautiful, perfect little girl. She’s so pure.”
Tyra Banks, who MC’d the crazy birthday celebration for Miley Cyrus at Disneyland this weekend.
Also in attendance: Rumored nemesis Demi Lovato, who reportedly got Miley a Tiffany necklace. “If we weren’t cool, I definitely wouldn’t have gotten her a nice gift,” she told MTV News. “I pinky promise!” Um, Demi? We all know that necklace was paid for by the same people who forced Miley to invite you: Disney. You two hate each other and everybody knows it.
Miley’s birthday present from her pops? A Maltipoo puppy. Which I’m sure will promptly start showing up on red carpets everywhere.
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tyra’s sooooo full of shit. her statement makes me want to throw up.
Pure. HA. Pure as my fourteen-year-old sister who looks older than I do. Pure as the fact that she has asked me more than once to go to the pharmacy to get her Plan B.
yo miley/hannah ur such a SLUT
ASS HOLE
Pure my arse! Either Ty Ty’s completely lost it or she’s on the payroll.
Yeah, uh-huh pure. Yep that’s what comes to mind when I think of Miley Cyrus. So acting slutty is the new pure???
this 2 girls .. im sick of them cause i think they are too fckn fake
No teenager is pure, no matter what age.
Why so cynical, Caitlin?
Obviously jk can’t spell.
You know, I was thinking the same thing about your mother.
I don’t spell my name that way legally, thank you.
yeah, she was pure all right. that is, until i was finished with her after our lovely trip on the ‘it’s a small world’ ride (which totally mirrored the size of my junior sized johnson). anywayz……whatever else you want to say about her, the bitch can sure blow out dem’ candles.
sooooo who gives fuckin shit she does wat she does
Ha! jk – that is hilarious.
RE; jk
i agree with natasha, you, my dear, are fucking hilarious! especially when you’re bent over begging for more while being flogged to the soundtrack of xanadu. mwwahh!
Re: censorthis
You’re been trying a bit too hard lately, sweetheart.
Ah, a Maltipoo puppy – the latest in fashion-forward accessories. Let’s hope she at least doesn’t confuse her dog with an Easter egg, a la Aubrey O’Day.
re; jk
you’re right. i’ve been mixing my meds….for the life of me i don’t even remember writing the above post as it just doesn’t sound like me…all sexist and shit. sorry.
“no teenager is pure?” what a bizarre statement. in any case we know miley isn’t, regardless of what tyra was paid to say.
UMM I LOVE DEMI AND HATE MILEY
THAT SATEMENT TYRA IS THE UNTRUSTEST THING
I HAVE EVER HEARD UR FULL OF SHIT BUT I
STILL LOVE YA
i hate everone how knows miley or like her. she is a bitch. she is a wbh. ( w stands for white, be stands for bitch, and h stands for hor.
YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTITY PEOPLE! MWAHAHAHA! ESPECIALLY YOU JK! LOLOLOLOLOL! AND LEANNA CANT SPELL WHOREEEEEEEEE! YET MILEY IS A BITCH, AND TYRA IS FUCKING GAY! WOO-HOO! IM ON A STREAK! ^.^
why is u people hating on miley what did she do to u if u see this letter write back
this gurl is a total slut/hooker/spaz she thinks she can hide whats inside.but not that deep down,lol, she is a dirty hooker who smells lik hot sex, perfume and cambodian moose piss. so she can go lik umm have a 6 way with 5 dudes and her but that still will not be the worst thing she has evur done.
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
Oh!!Stop it!!!What’s the matter with you!??
Miley is not a bitch!!
She is so talented and beautiful!!!!
And a perfect girl!!!
So, stop that!!!!
She’s free to do what she want!!ok?
Miley and Demi are so wonderful!!!
that is sooo miley cyrus.
oh my god, another stupid attempt for miley to act sexy. Does she want to have sex or something? I think the slutty pics she is posting are absolutely for britney spears. Miley, please get a life…. and fast
hey;) your the best ever
your life is so hared for you right
i wish you were me and i was you
WOW yeah miley is sooo pure and crap… yeah right. GO DEMI FOR HATING HER!!! i wouldnt have taken the fuckin money though… she should just go ahead and hated her… seriously, why ‘like’ someone you dont?? i agree with smartguy101… shes probably gone and had sex a while ago… what a slut
miley is a slut
sooooo who gives a fuckin shit she does wat she doe
thats not demi… cuase demi has a horrible but chin and if uhave a butt chin when u smile its shows this is ofivasly this is not he u can tell bye te chin
will you send me some pictures over you