Quotables
October 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet
“This is absolutely amazing for the world’s most beautiful, perfect little girl. She’s so pure.”
Tyra Banks, who MC’d the crazy birthday celebration for Miley Cyrus at Disneyland this weekend.
Also in attendance: Rumored nemesis Demi Lovato, who reportedly got Miley a Tiffany necklace. “If we weren’t cool, I definitely wouldn’t have gotten her a nice gift,” she told MTV News. “I pinky promise!” Um, Demi? We all know that necklace was paid for by the same people who forced Miley to invite you: Disney. You two hate each other and everybody knows it.
Miley’s birthday present from her pops? A Maltipoo puppy. Which I’m sure will promptly start showing up on red carpets everywhere.
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October 6th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
tyra’s sooooo full of shit. her statement makes me want to throw up.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Pure. HA. Pure as my fourteen-year-old sister who looks older than I do. Pure as the fact that she has asked me more than once to go to the pharmacy to get her Plan B.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Pure my arse! Either Ty Ty’s completely lost it or she’s on the payroll.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Yeah, uh-huh pure. Yep that’s what comes to mind when I think of Miley Cyrus. So acting slutty is the new pure???
October 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
this 2 girls .. im sick of them cause i think they are too fckn fake
October 6th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
No teenager is pure, no matter what age.
October 6th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Why so cynical, Caitlin?
October 6th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Obviously jk can’t spell.
October 6th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
You know, I was thinking the same thing about your mother.
October 6th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I don’t spell my name that way legally, thank you.
October 6th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
yeah, she was pure all right. that is, until i was finished with her after our lovely trip on the ‘it’s a small world’ ride (which totally mirrored the size of my junior sized johnson). anywayz……whatever else you want to say about her, the bitch can sure blow out dem’ candles.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Ha! jk - that is hilarious.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
RE; jk
i agree with natasha, you, my dear, are fucking hilarious! especially when you’re bent over begging for more while being flogged to the soundtrack of xanadu. mwwahh!
October 6th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Re: censorthis
You’re been trying a bit too hard lately, sweetheart.
October 7th, 2008 at 5:56 am
Ah, a Maltipoo puppy - the latest in fashion-forward accessories. Let’s hope she at least doesn’t confuse her dog with an Easter egg, a la Aubrey O’Day.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:44 am
re; jk
you’re right. i’ve been mixing my meds….for the life of me i don’t even remember writing the above post as it just doesn’t sound like me…all sexist and shit. sorry.
October 7th, 2008 at 11:20 am
“no teenager is pure?” what a bizarre statement. in any case we know miley isn’t, regardless of what tyra was paid to say.
October 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
UMM I LOVE DEMI AND HATE MILEY
THAT SATEMENT TYRA IS THE UNTRUSTEST THING
I HAVE EVER HEARD UR FULL OF SHIT BUT I
STILL LOVE YA
November 23rd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
i hate everone how knows miley or like her. she is a bitch. she is a wbh. ( w stands for white, be stands for bitch, and h stands for hor.