Paris Bennett Gives Birth to Baby Girl
October 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Congratulations to AmIdol also-ran Paris Bennett, who popped out a healthy little girl on Monday. She named the little girl Egypt, just like she said she would when she announced her pregnancy this summer. I’d hoped she would change her mind and go with something a little less ridiculous, like “Kuwait” or “Equatorial Guinea” or, ya know, “Chlamydia,” but it was all for naught. The ink is dry on the birth certificate. I tried to advocate for you, little ChlamydiaEgypt. I’m sorry I let you down.
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October 6th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
oh no… her eyebrows make me sad :[
October 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
i bet the baby is pretty.
October 7th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Haven’t you been rather remiss, Beet, in not ridiculing India Hicks’ name? Pakistan would have been an infinitely better choice, don’t you think?
October 7th, 2008 at 12:18 am
@tigerlille
Dude you just gave me an awesome idea. I’m totally naming my kid Mecca.
October 7th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Mecca Beet? I guess you don’t love Israel as much as Sarah Palin does. You’ll never be VP now.
October 7th, 2008 at 5:17 am
I never understood the whole name your kid after a location thing, Egypt, Paris, Lourdes…
October 7th, 2008 at 6:08 am
@ censorthis: That’s just cruel sarcasm
The ‘giving your kid a ridiculous name’ gene only expresses itself with extremely black people or extremely white people.
October 7th, 2008 at 6:52 am
The one I always loved was “Brooklyn”.
October 7th, 2008 at 6:59 am
OMG wendie I forgot about that one!
I had a old friend of mine who named her little girl Precious Darling…I really don’t speak to her anymore. That kid is going to be teased sooooo bad.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:14 am
I knew a “Propecia”.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:23 am
@ wendie
“Propecia”…isn’t that some kind of medical condition? Some kids parents, I swear they don’t think before they name the baby.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:24 am
I know a “Forjey,” insisting her name was French, but spelt “Forget”! I am serious, guys! That was beyond stupid–her mother I mean! I won’t go into details of how much she was teased!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 7:26 am
I think it’s a RX drug. Either way, hearing it made me want to take Vicodin.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:32 am
lmao I’m going to call my next daughter Zoloft.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Elavil…
October 7th, 2008 at 7:37 am
my mom is a nurse, and some lady named her daughter “placenta” after she heard her say it.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:42 am
My english teacher had a friend who almost named her daughter Chlamydia because she thought it was pretty, and the name of a flower!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Everyone shut up, my real name is Delray. Delbert and Raymond were my grandfathers. I’m a girl. I actually love my name though, no one else has it.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:49 am
@ woohoo
That’s pretty though, it’s a part of your family and is absoloutly unique to you!
October 7th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Delray, I think it’s cute too. We are talking abouth ignorant, moronic mothes! Yours, obviously had imagination and chose a nice name!
October 7th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Oh, and I am not joking: while leaving in London as a preteen , my best friend had a friend of Pakistani origin. Her name of Fukharada or something, but try to pronounce it!!!! LOL!
October 7th, 2008 at 8:07 am
oh why did she cut her hair like that? she has aged herself 10 years. sigh. i just wish i could help them all.
October 7th, 2008 at 8:26 am
@ woohoo: Huge leap from Delray to Propecia or Chlamydia. Very nice name.
October 7th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Egypt ? That’s ridicules! She should have named the baby Alexandra after Alexandra, South Africa and everyone could call her Sasha….
October 7th, 2008 at 10:12 am
cripes, i thought that was a picture of Ms. Jay…….
October 7th, 2008 at 10:37 am
I don’t get celebrities and the names they pick for thier kids. Look at Gwen Stefani she just named her newest one Zuma, OMG that is a game I play when I am board. Do they not realize those kids are going to spend their lives getting into fightsnad picked on.
By the was EB how is the non-smoking going? I am joining you I am now going on 12 hours and I have not killed anyone yet wooo hooo!!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 11:21 am
these kids are all probably going to attend rich-arse schools where every kid has an equally ridiculous name…so i hate when people use the old they’re-gonna-be-teased-for-the-rest-of-their-lives argument.
October 7th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Woohoo, I. too, think your real name is cool, partly because of the family connection.
But Placenta? That is just so, so wrong. It sounds sort of pretty, yes, but it’s like naming your kid Large Intestine. I hope the nurses at least tried to talk her out of it. Or maybe she changed her mind after the epidural wore off. (Hmm, Epidural…)
October 7th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
“Placenta” is just tragic. I really hope that child goes by her middle name. Same goes for “Chlamydia”. So unfortunate.
October 7th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
“Placenta” sounds like an urban myth to me.
October 7th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
oh and beet? i know someone named mecca, and nubia…and beyonce….imagine if you wll, being a daycare teacher and saying”Beyonce! stop biting your friends please” lmao!
October 7th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
how is egypt ridiculous? i think it’s cute.
October 7th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
lmao Placenta?!? Okay so if my next little girl’s name is Zoloft, I’ll have to name my next son after a body part…but a manly sounding body part…suggestions anyone?
October 7th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I vote for Clavicle! Perfect for a little boy! Or Follicle or even Septum! Go Purple Monkey!!!!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Noxema…..remeber in tahnks for everything julie newmar.
paris bennet looks like she is about 40 here and she has no career so what the hell do i care what she named her baby. eygpt sounds liek that would be a boys name also…….
October 8th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
LOL this is with no doubt my favorite post in this blog, i literally laughed until my mom yelled me to hush!!! Clamydia hahahahahaha
October 8th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
o0o00o Septum I like that. Hold on I have to holler it like I’m mad because he just shaved the cat….
Hehehe I like how that sounds.
October 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 pm
That is the worst name that a person can name his/her child. I don’t care if she is a celebrity, she have had to have a better name than that to name her daughter”who I hope look better than she does”. She probably had a baby just because she wanted to name her baby after some COUNTRY. Just becaus her name is paris, that does’nt give her the nerve to name her daughter EGYPT. “AND WHO AND THE HELL IS THIS BABY FOR? I wouldn’t want to be seen either, having a baby with a monster!