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	<title>Comments on: Matt Damon Competes in Triathlon</title>
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		<title>By: quirkygirlkitten</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/06/matt-damon-competes-in-triathlon/comment-page-1/#comment-369430</link>
		<dc:creator>quirkygirlkitten</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>beet: ok, i live in seattle and i know for a fact there are about 10,000 places you can get chocolate; no need to suffer the pms blues.  my fave? chocolati on 85th and greenwood. check it out....handdipped truffles and their mochas are amazing. i know this because  they are conveniently right down the street from the vet my dogs go to. phinney ridge animal hospital, if you are looking for a great vet for leo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>beet: ok, i live in seattle and i know for a fact there are about 10,000 places you can get chocolate; no need to suffer the pms blues.  my fave? chocolati on 85th and greenwood. check it out&#8230;.handdipped truffles and their mochas are amazing. i know this because  they are conveniently right down the street from the vet my dogs go to. phinney ridge animal hospital, if you are looking for a great vet for leo.</p>
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		<title>By: Dmarie</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/06/matt-damon-competes-in-triathlon/comment-page-1/#comment-369253</link>
		<dc:creator>Dmarie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL hilarious!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL hilarious!!</p>
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		<title>By: censorthis</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/06/matt-damon-competes-in-triathlon/comment-page-1/#comment-369188</link>
		<dc:creator>censorthis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>re; tigerlillie and evil beet

you&#039;re both right. i&#039;m sorry i overstepped my boundaries. . i&#039;m a fucking asshole and will work harder at being crowned asskisser king at the beet high school prom like tigerlille, who obviously is a mannish, lonely, elementary school crossing guard with a nasty assed cameltoe during the day. it&#039;s not like my name is tigger or teletubbie or sweetlittlepuppy or something. just block me entirely and i&#039;ll make this board a much nicer and boring place to hang out by not posting at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>re; tigerlillie and evil beet</p>
<p>you&#8217;re both right. i&#8217;m sorry i overstepped my boundaries. . i&#8217;m a fucking asshole and will work harder at being crowned asskisser king at the beet high school prom like tigerlille, who obviously is a mannish, lonely, elementary school crossing guard with a nasty assed cameltoe during the day. it&#8217;s not like my name is tigger or teletubbie or sweetlittlepuppy or something. just block me entirely and i&#8217;ll make this board a much nicer and boring place to hang out by not posting at all.</p>
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		<title>By: Evil Beet</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/06/matt-damon-competes-in-triathlon/comment-page-1/#comment-369162</link>
		<dc:creator>Evil Beet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@tigerlille:

You&#039;re right. That comment was auto-approved and skipped my notice. It&#039;s been deleted. I am SO lenient with comments and race discussion, you guys, but racial slurs used in earnest are a no-go.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@tigerlille:</p>
<p>You&#8217;re right. That comment was auto-approved and skipped my notice. It&#8217;s been deleted. I am SO lenient with comments and race discussion, you guys, but racial slurs used in earnest are a no-go.</p>
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		<title>By: keightlynn</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/06/matt-damon-competes-in-triathlon/comment-page-1/#comment-369160</link>
		<dc:creator>keightlynn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn&#039;t this the SECOND time you&#039;ve cried racism tigerlille?

Get over it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t this the SECOND time you&#8217;ve cried racism tigerlille?</p>
<p>Get over it.</p>
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		<title>By: tigerlille</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/06/matt-damon-competes-in-triathlon/comment-page-1/#comment-369157</link>
		<dc:creator>tigerlille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn&#039;t Censorthis&#039; 6:44pm comment one that should be DELETED per  Beets&#039; Guidelines for Posting?  I am so tired of the gratuitous racism that keeps popping up in the Comments.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t Censorthis&#8217; 6:44pm comment one that should be DELETED per  Beets&#8217; Guidelines for Posting?  I am so tired of the gratuitous racism that keeps popping up in the Comments.</p>
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		<title>By: censorthis</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/06/matt-damon-competes-in-triathlon/comment-page-1/#comment-369149</link>
		<dc:creator>censorthis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>re; coral

go fuck yourself! oops, i must be pms&#039;ing. you bitches always fall back on that female vs. male shit....and the hell you go through. wah, wah, wah.... how about us having to watch you once a fucking month with a washrag on your forehead and a pretty much guaranteed week of no poontang. you crybabies are the reason we prefer to hang out with hookers, strippers and the occasional asian massage parlors who know what a man really wants; pussy. and some pussy that ain&#039;t whining like some fucking hyena on meth. excuses, excuses, excuses. give me a fucking break. check your husband debit card withdrawls...he&#039;s loving shelling out $$ for not having to hear your shit.</description>
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<p>go fuck yourself! oops, i must be pms&#8217;ing. you bitches always fall back on that female vs. male shit&#8230;.and the hell you go through. wah, wah, wah&#8230;. how about us having to watch you once a fucking month with a washrag on your forehead and a pretty much guaranteed week of no poontang. you crybabies are the reason we prefer to hang out with hookers, strippers and the occasional asian massage parlors who know what a man really wants; pussy. and some pussy that ain&#8217;t whining like some fucking hyena on meth. excuses, excuses, excuses. give me a fucking break. check your husband debit card withdrawls&#8230;he&#8217;s loving shelling out $$ for not having to hear your shit.</p>
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		<title>By: Coral</title>
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		<dc:creator>Coral</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>poor beet.  there really should be a number to call for emergency p.m.s. supplies to be delivered.  chocolate and fritos, painkillers and the like.

i recommend stashing a bag of Dove dark miniatures in your desk for next month.

as for the male readers who don&#039;t want to hear about p.m.s. and periods, i think they should get down on their knees and thank the dear lord they were born male;  i don&#039;t think any man can truly understand the hell women go through.

and how hard is it to skip a post when you see the word &quot;p.m.s.&quot; in it?  sheesh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>poor beet.  there really should be a number to call for emergency p.m.s. supplies to be delivered.  chocolate and fritos, painkillers and the like.</p>
<p>i recommend stashing a bag of Dove dark miniatures in your desk for next month.</p>
<p>as for the male readers who don&#8217;t want to hear about p.m.s. and periods, i think they should get down on their knees and thank the dear lord they were born male;  i don&#8217;t think any man can truly understand the hell women go through.</p>
<p>and how hard is it to skip a post when you see the word &#8220;p.m.s.&#8221; in it?  sheesh!</p>
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		<title>By: ribbet</title>
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		<dc:creator>ribbet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol censorthis, lol.  there are some days when that seems like a viable option.  i sometimes dream about moving to the state where you can drop off your kid at a fire station until the age of 18.  

then they go and do something cute and i let them stick around another day; i&#039;m a sucker.

the gal i train with, not a professional athlete but a serious runner, ran her 10k in 44 minutes and she wasn&#039;t even close to first.  the winner was around 31 minutes.  nutty.  i don&#039;t ever need to go that fast without a car.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol censorthis, lol.  there are some days when that seems like a viable option.  i sometimes dream about moving to the state where you can drop off your kid at a fire station until the age of 18.  </p>
<p>then they go and do something cute and i let them stick around another day; i&#8217;m a sucker.</p>
<p>the gal i train with, not a professional athlete but a serious runner, ran her 10k in 44 minutes and she wasn&#8217;t even close to first.  the winner was around 31 minutes.  nutty.  i don&#8217;t ever need to go that fast without a car.</p>
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		<title>By: joan</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/06/matt-damon-competes-in-triathlon/comment-page-1/#comment-369037</link>
		<dc:creator>joan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>so you are saying you can do 6 10 minute miles in a row? that&#039;s why you don&#039;t think it&#039;s &quot;impressive&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so you are saying you can do 6 10 minute miles in a row? that&#8217;s why you don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s &#8220;impressive&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: censorthis</title>
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		<dc:creator>censorthis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>re; ribbet

yeah, my cousin casey used to use chloroform on her bratty kid to shut her up and boy oh boy, did it ever work. 

re; beet

i, for one, heart hearing about your period every month!! it reminds me of the fun times as a teenager when my gaptoothed, big breasted, hillbilly girlfriend used to call me across the fence from the foster home she lived in and let me know she was kotexin&#039; so i didn&#039;t have to worry myself to sleep at night about knockin&#039; her up! as my momma used to say when she tucked me in at night, &#039;condoms are for cocksuckers and aunt agnes&#039;s anus&#039;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>re; ribbet</p>
<p>yeah, my cousin casey used to use chloroform on her bratty kid to shut her up and boy oh boy, did it ever work. </p>
<p>re; beet</p>
<p>i, for one, heart hearing about your period every month!! it reminds me of the fun times as a teenager when my gaptoothed, big breasted, hillbilly girlfriend used to call me across the fence from the foster home she lived in and let me know she was kotexin&#8217; so i didn&#8217;t have to worry myself to sleep at night about knockin&#8217; her up! as my momma used to say when she tucked me in at night, &#8216;condoms are for cocksuckers and aunt agnes&#8217;s anus&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: Jamie</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/06/matt-damon-competes-in-triathlon/comment-page-1/#comment-369003</link>
		<dc:creator>Jamie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uh, Beet, that&#039;s what venting machines are for... otherwise, hello, the supermarket is FULL of chocolate, especially since Halloween is coming! Get your own damn stash!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh, Beet, that&#8217;s what venting machines are for&#8230; otherwise, hello, the supermarket is FULL of chocolate, especially since Halloween is coming! Get your own damn stash!</p>
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