Comments on: Family Time!

By: boo

boo — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:10:56 +0000

that is not a very cute kid… and the name is lame

By: rhoniluv

rhoniluv — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:46:22 +0000

hahahahah “Oops Baby”! ahhhhh, that’s AWESOME Lauren, thanks. That just help me laugh off some of the 1300 calories I scarfed down in a PMS-ladden Dunkin Donuts binge!

I guess we gotta cut Jessica some slack…her along with Nicole Ritchie (who you know rues the day she stopped taking the pill and DIDN’T consider what that Madden twin would look like as a girl, yikes), and eventually Ashley Simpson (come on, you’ve all been looking at Pete’s chin and thinking ‘Leno-Chin’ part deux’ i.e. Rumer Willis).

Hey, all babes can’t be Shiloh. Gerber babies Rule!

By: Rose

Rose — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:24:46 +0000

Most babies do look like the father when they are young, mother natures way (before Paternity tests) of telling the father.. your not talking your way out of this one turkey. Looks like a happy baby to me. I see Jessica’s ears, forehead and nose and no doubt her cheeks are hiding under those fat baby cheeks. I do agree about the one post saying Jessica needs to cover her face from the sun, even a blanket would work if nothing else.

By: r

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:58:17 +0000

is that a girl?
girl names to a boy who totally looks like a boy to me.
a baby boy with a astronaut helmet HEAD! oh lord

By: just me

just me — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:29:35 +0000

I can’t believe none of you think the baby is cute except me and censorthis. I think she is totally adorable and she sure looks like daddy! Beautiful baby and I like Jessica,too.

By: censorthis

censorthis — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:19:03 +0000

unlike the rest of you jerks, i’m gonna say this baby is the prettiest darn baby i’ve ever seen and doesn’t even begin to resemble one of those chinese acrobats that balance multiple plates on their feet at cirque du soleil in vegas.

By: PoliteTia

PoliteTia — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:23:38 +0000

Wow! The kid looks like Cash. I told ya he was the father!

By: keightlynn

keightlynn — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:20:54 +0000

Poor kid looks downs…

By: massie

massie — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:04:31 +0000

U-G-L-Y

By: Lauren

Lauren — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:08:25 +0000

Those five seconds being the ones where Alba carries her from the car to the clothing store where she deposits her in the stroller with the nanny.

By: dawl5582

dawl5582 — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:16:26 +0000

maybe it’s just me, but she totally doesn’t look all that interested in the baby she’s carrying… what? it’s HER baby? oh… well that changes everything… it looks more like she’d rather give her over to strangers than put her in her car. judging by how publicly disgusted she was with her body post-baby and how quick she got back into that bikini body, i’m betting little honor sees her mom maybe five seconds a week.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:05:38 +0000

haha, PMS license. Loves it!

You know, she seemed angry through her whole pregnancy and now that the baby is here, she seems just a tad bit less angry… but still pretty angry.

Fairly sure it was an oops baby and now she has to deal with the consequences.

And yes, perhaps she is angry all the time because the baby isn’t cute, because rhoniluv is right - you never, ever see her REALLY interacting with the baby.