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The Empire Is Crumbling

October 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Hey, remember back when Hugh Hefner wouldn’t let his girlfriends travel anywhere for more than a full day if he wasn’t with them? Like, they had to be by his side at all times. He ruled his harem with an iron fist, even if his penis wasn’t exactly as … er … hardcore.

Well, here’s Kendra Wilkinson (and some other Playmate) judging some two-bit bikini contest in the Bahamas on Saturday. And Saturday night? Was the Leather & Lace party at the mansion. The media-friendly Leather & Lace party. Which Kendra did not attend. Also conspicuously missing from Saturday night’s party? Bridget Marquardt.

Only Holly was there, reppin’ Team Golddigger.

Just a year or two ago, Hef never would have let this happen.

The times, they are a-changin’.

Oh and there are boobie close-ups in the thumbnails, because I love my hetero male readers, too.







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13 Responses to “The Empire Is Crumbling”

  1. torie Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    aw.
    damn that stupid girls next door show for making me consider hugh hefner’s relationships, like… relationships!
    DAMN!
    but whatever.
    holly’s my favorite.

    … oh, SO fucking sad that i have a favorite.

    also so fucking sad that it’s three in the morning here in ny and this is what i’m up to, but hey. i think that’s kind of how we all roll :]

  2. Down Unda Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 4:10 am

    And that’s why we love you Beet! :-)

  3. Mary E Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 4:35 am

    OKay, not that I should know this, but TMZ caught him with those same twins earlier in the week.

    Maybe he’s trading in for newer models.

  4. wileEcoyote Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 7:38 am

    ta , Beet.

  5. S'NYU Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 7:39 am

    Like I posted before-I heard from Bridget on her show on Playboy radio that she is traveling and won’t be back on the show till February. Of course she isn’t going to be at the mansion if she is in Europe or Africa!

  6. lolly Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 7:51 am

    look at the pervy dude in the back leering at them.

  7. Abbi Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 8:36 am

    I like how the chick on the right isn’t like anorexic.

  8. quirkygirlkitten Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    kendra’s hair look better darker.

  9. Jamie Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Beet is Back with BOOBIES! Yes, this is why I prefer YOU over Wendie. I’m a hetero female, but I still love ya and your passion for finding juicy gossip. You just do it so well!

  10. Señor Loco Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Wow! All that genius in one room!

  11. Simon FC Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    the one on the right

  12. keightlynn Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    I love how the chick on the right is built like a normal person, she makes me feel good about myself.

    But Kendra’s boobs are wayy too big.

  13. G Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 8:13 am

    yay the boobies are much appreciated

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