She’s Perfect
October 5th, 2008 by Wendie
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This is the chick that could make me switch tracks. Perfect body, perfect face, perfect smile. I worship her. I hate her. She makes me want to stuff my face with Twinkies; I’ll never be good enough for her. It’s complicated.
Alyssa Milano at the launch of her clothing line TOUCH.
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Wendie, I absolutely love your style of writing.
(This’ll sound cliche…but…) Rock on!
hey wendie!!! welcome! i enjoy reading your stuff!
you know who could make me switch tracks? ashley judd. i have a girl crush on her big time!!! alyssa’s not so bad either, but ohhh ashley, yeah.
lmao.. i sooooo know what ur talking about there!
BEET
I was wondering what the hell happened you because it just did NOT sound like you. Something was off.
this new writer thing is NOT working…I’m sorry but you just lost a reader!!
It’s not that she’s NEW, she’s not funny AT ALL.
I cringe when reading her entries…everything sounds so awkward.
awww, guys, why so harsh? pre-monday grumpiness?
I think Wendie’s doing a great job! Some people are afraid of change, no matter how minor or how good it can be…
Yeah, Alyssa’s very pretty. Much better looking than her dad, Tony Danza.
Jeez, guys, give Wendie a break. Were you perfect at your job the first couple of days?
No, no you got it wrong Coral, her real dad is Arnold Schwarzenegger and he usually goes Commando underneath his clothes.
Lala… first off how can you even say she writes “awkward” when you write a sentance like ” was wondering what the hell happened you”. Did you forget a word there??? huh??? that sounded a bit awkward to me.
Second Beet lost a reader just because you don’t like the new writer…who is funny as shit, and only writing on weekends anyway? How tight is your asshole? Omg.
Wow guys lay off…Wendie is cool and funny…I almost can’t tell if it’s her or Beet writing. Stop being so uptight and idiotic.
If you can’t tell if it’s Wendie or Beet who is writing, you must not be paying even the teeniest smidge of attention.
I know it’s off topic…not defending or degrading poor Wendie…but I love Milano’s new line. It’s sports clothing and they are so cute! My only issue is I can’t find all of the pieces in the team I want. But they are perfect for chicks who want to look cute on game day without wearing a kids-sized jersey and just looking like you’re trying too hard.
Glad to see she’s not still orange like she was for a while.
I almost love you as much as I love Beet, wendie. You’re hilarious, girl… keep up the excellent work! Pooh on the negative criticism. I’ve read Beet for years and it IS very hard to tell your writing from Beet’s. I have to scroll back to check every once in awhile, you’re so funny!
Wendi is like a good glass of wine, given time she will age perfectly in here.
But not Alyssa, nope.
Yes, she’s gorgeous, defienetly the most beautiful woman. Didn’t know that this beet hired a new girl to write on the weekends, and i didn’t even notice either, they’re very much alike.
I think it’d be cool if wendie used some of her own voice in her post. It sounds too much like beet, srsly.
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site “”"”"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”"”"”"” last week. Is she single now? Just curious!–☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆———–
Ooh I agree Alyssa Milano is cool (and I love her name!)
I love her character on My name is Earl.
The only thing wrong with Alyssa is that she is extremely hairy and her boobs are fake. Other than that she is pretty damned hot.
beautiful woman, but she wore the raiders portion of her line? ugh.
i HEART alyssa milano, too!!!! :)
her body isn’t THAT nice, she has really short legs. though i do have to admit she has nice tits.
I feel the same way!