Beyonce Receives Award

October 5th, 2008 by Wendie


Beyonce was inducted into the International Pediatric Hall of Fame at the Miami Children’s Hospital Foundation Diamond Ball and Private Concert this weekend.  I support famous people who use their celebrity for charitable organizations and the greater good.  However…

You’ve never seen so much off the rack acetate crap in your life.  Looking at these pictures makes me feel like I’m at the prom of hell.  Someone get me a bucket of pigs’ blood STAT.

Highlights include:  Beyonce’s mother/stylist hates her, Smokey Robinson bursts out crying when he realizes he’s wearing a sequinned cumberbund, in a twist of irony Gloria Gaynor looks like a movie theater sized box of Good and Plenty,  Gloria Estefan appears robust and various other synthetic material tragedies.


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8 Responses to “Beyonce Receives Award”

  1. Erin says:

    Is she pregnant?

  2. Lauren says:

    She definitely looks a little bit J.Lo- pre-pregnancy announcement. We’ll see!

  3. purplemonkeypaws says:

    It seems like everyone is catching pregnant lately

  4. Lauren says:

    It just might be contagious… in Hollywood, at least.

  5. Coral says:

    Thank God she was finally recognized for all her hard work; maybe the award will help her get through her dreary, hard-knock life.

    : )

  6. LOVER says:

    She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site “”"”"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”"”"”"” last week. Is she single now? Just curious!–☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆———–

  7. Chuck says:

    Beyonce’s hips got enormous.

  8. PoliteTia says:

    Good Lord!! She is HUGE!!! That dress and front hand pose hides nothing!

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