Mariah Carey Gets Stuffed
October 5th, 2008 by wendie
How many layers of industrial strength Spanx do you think Mariah Carey was wearing to be able to stuff herself into this dress last night at The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas? She is a human knockwurst.
Incidentally, hands on hips with elbows jutted out goes by the scientific term of Backus Fat Avoidanceous Pose. Evil Beet Gossip doesn’t just entertain but educates too. More examples of Mariah throughout the evening below:
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October 5th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Looks like she stood in that same pose all night. How unnatural looking!
October 5th, 2008 at 9:50 am
you are not funny
October 5th, 2008 at 10:06 am
You have to hand it to her, Mariah Carey is always smiling. She knows how to suck it up/in and carries on like a tropper.
October 5th, 2008 at 10:20 am
You nailed it Wendie. God know’s how she can breathe in this.
October 5th, 2008 at 10:58 am
She probably has to stand like this because if she puts her arms down, her side boobs will roll over the top of the dress…btw if you are going to insult Wendie, at least spell her NAME right. It’s not difficult.
October 5th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Re: Mariah Carey gets stuffed.
October 5th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Re: Mariah Carey gets stuffed.
I would really love to stuff Mariah Carey and I don’t mean into that stupid dress, but, rather, with my stiff penis.
October 5th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Right Meg? I was thinking the same thing…about spelling it right. These people need to get a grip.
October 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
It’s spelled “knackwurst.” Just saying.
October 5th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Nah. Her arms are slim. Arms don’t lie.
October 5th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
That’s the exact same dress Angelina Jolie had on very recently…..
October 5th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Oh it was not Ann, two Angelinas could crawl inside that dress because Mariah is shaped like a WOMAN. Who really should just dress like a woman and not a bondage victim.
October 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Well some one isn’t any fun. Sounds like they might have a case of the F.A.T
And I don’t mean wendie….
October 5th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Ok Wendie(stupid spelling)…let’s make fun of Mariah Carey who is super hot, super talented and super rich. You really showed her. How about you post a picture of yourself so we can see where you draw your right to criticize.
October 5th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Mariah Carey is beautiful and has a great shape, but, there’s nothing wrong with wearing clothing that actually fits. Let’s just say Ms. Carey isn’t known for that.
October 5th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Wendie is a hideous misselling of the name Wendy.
October 5th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Yes, that was pointlessly mean, but it bugs me.
October 5th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
It is Wendy’s job to criticize people in the public eye DUH ROB! If she was nice to everyone, we would find ourselves quite bored. Wendy doesn’t have to post a picture of herself to us, she didn’t choose to act or sing or be a star in the lime light, they did, so they are open game for us gossip mongers. Welcome Wendy I think you are very entertaining!
October 5th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Hey TM, who’s Wendy? I was talking about Wendie the unentertaining one…
October 5th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
On a gossip blog, it’s pretty much your job to be mean. Seriously, who wants to be nice to celebrities? Not fun. Fuck, being mean to everyone is just more fun. Maybe this explains my obsession with TSS’s comments? oops I mean…what obsession…uh…
About Mariah - ugh I HATE when people pose like that! Makes em look like they are trying WAY too hard.
I like you so far Wendie. I think your posts are amusing.
October 5th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
if she puts her arms down all that arm pit flab is gonna come seeping out
October 5th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
ok really. i am so tired of this woman. she is NOT hot, she has no talent, she dresses far too young for her age, she thinks she’s black… i could go on for hours. i can’t stand her. this is where she belongs; on a gossip blog getting slammed.
October 5th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
is this the same dress angelina rocked? mariah needs a stylist and some proper fitting clothes.
October 6th, 2008 at 4:47 am
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site “”"”"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”"”"”"” last week. Is she single now? Just curious!–☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆———–
October 6th, 2008 at 7:36 am
She may look thinish, but that pose is very un-natural. who stands like that in every pose?
October 6th, 2008 at 7:46 am
“…she thinks she’s black.”
Huh?
October 6th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Indeed, this is the very versace piece that angelina jolie wore at the changeling premiere… only Ms. Jolie-Pitt did it without trying waaaayy too hard. As for the punk who was talking shit on angie, she’s a size 8 and looks AMAZING. and is super talented and warm-hearted.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
You make it sound like she’s some random person who cares if people think that she’s gained weight or something Mariah’s even said that she just wanted to feel healthier and in other pictures of this night on other websites her arms are at her sides no idiot would have held that pose all night these are only 5 photos of a couple minutes of that night.
October 11th, 2008 at 3:08 am
mariah is NOT fat. @tania there is no way angie is a size 8. im a 4 and she could at most be a 6 now because she just had twins, but normally im sure she is a 4 or 2.