Holy Shit the O.J. Simpson Jury Reached a Verdict!
October 3rd, 2008 by Evil BeetThe verdict will be announced TONIGHT. Probably within minutes.
Stay. Tuned.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
i hope he gets the electric chair
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:01 pm
I want so badly to stay tuned, but I have shirt marks on my cheek and eye guts. It’s 1:30am EST & I’m in PA. Time for bed, sadly… but I want this dude in jail. FOR EVAHHHHH.
Which will totally teach him and then he’ll probably escape and we’ll have ANOTHER TRIAL OF THE CENTURY!
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Will he really get much time for a crime like this??
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Well, if I read correctly, he’s facing 12 counts and I believe it is 5 years to life for kidnapping and mandatory jail time if they convict him of the robbery. Which basically means, if his jury (of 9 women, lol) is smart, they’ll lock his ass up for each and every charge and keep him there.
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!!
October 4th, 2008 at 12:59 am
amen.
October 4th, 2008 at 7:51 am
of course the stupid fucking bastard was found guilty. his loyal black following have decided to focus on getting obama elected this time instead of picketing outside of orenthal’s courthouse steps. if only the poor guy had slit the throat of an innocent, attractive white woman while playing cops and robbers in the vegas hotel…then the spears would have been out, for sure.
October 4th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Maybe the initials O.J. really stood for: Orange Jumpsuit!
October 4th, 2008 at 9:34 am
censorthis has issues. Don’t get raped by an angry black man with orange juice on his breath. That would be like justice or something! LOL
October 4th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Just Saying….censorthis craves negative attention….sad.
October 4th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
“his loyal black following have decided to focus on getting obama elected this time ”
Ohh censorthis, where have you been? I am about to fall off the couch laughing!
October 4th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
re; just saying says
you’re fucking hilarious. i guess you’re white, as a black woman would know that most black rapists would have breath that smells like a 40oz king cobra and stale marlboros. at least from my experience and from the wisdom my great great grandmother passed down to me.
re; love the beet, hates beets
well, i’m just talkin’ about shaft, oops obama. you oreo lovers are so fucking sensitive. i’m guessing you supported o.j. when he sliced and diced his wife as well. and yes, i’m sad. sad that my choice is between two imbeciles…unless you’re running and that makes three.