Stephen Colbert Urges Voter Abstinence
October 2nd, 2008 by Evil BeetSee?
This is a much better way to make young people realize how absurd it is not to vote than, say, muzzling Jessica Alba. Don’t get me wrong; I’m a huge proponent of muzzling Jessica Alba. I just don’t think it’ll do much to increase votership among the youth demographic. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t use public funds to do it, though.
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October 2nd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
haha, awesome.
i like the declare yourself (yeah, they’re obnoxious, but still) “don’t vote” ad too.
granted, it’s five effing minutes long…
but i maintain.
WAY better than jessica alba with ANYTHING in her mouth.
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
lol I LOVED This vid