Cashing In!
October 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet
She may not be on any Wheaties boxes or signing endorsement deals with credit card companies, but Alicia Sacramone is happy to show up and be herself at … the 24-Hour Fitness in Thousand Oaks.
Dude, I’m sorry, but she’s so much hotter in her gymnastics get-up. She’s uninteresting to me in normal-people clothes — she falls flat somehow. I want her hair in a tight little bun and sparkles all over her face and a cutesy leotard plastered to her body. I like her much better that way.
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I’m sure all the pedophiles and dirty old child molesters in your neighborhood would agree with you Beet.
Why don’t you guys start a petition. You can write it with lipstick on a little girl’s panties and circulate it thru prison.
Dude, she’s 21.
For some reason, this girl always looks like a trashy high schooler to me.
I don’t know what it is, but every time I think of her in real life, I picture her with long, square acrylic french manicured hands gripping a KOOL cigarette in one hand and a Michelob light in the other hand. Dark lip liner, white eyeliner, and a push up bra.
It’s gross, overall.
hey meesh, gymnasts don’t smoke!
Surprise surprise. Isn’t that how you like your athletes beet–in their Olympic get up with their face deformed. By tight pony tails, glitter, or… a paper bag of course. Poor Michael Phelps.
I think she’s cute…just not here! She looks much, much better as a brunette. That color isn’t doing anything for her!
i agree she i cute
I like her :)
i like her too and get this i hear her birthday was on Dec 3 i wish i could tell her happy late birth day
This woman has worked her entire life to be the best in the world at something…which she is…grow up. Evil Beet you must be like 16 years old right…I’m right. This chic would destroy you…not in bed but kick your silly little ass…go right now to the bathroom..change your tampon and make the baby steps toward adulthood. This barring some “normal” chick from using you to clean her hole. Stop tucking your tiny peanuts between your legs while teasing you nipples in the mirror.