Caption This

October 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Heidi Montag at the Reality Check Challenge for Global Hunger at Taco Bell in LA.


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32 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Deon says:

    “How far in my mouth do i have to put this Fatty food to make it look like i’m actually eating it?”

  2. Anonymous says:

    “take the damn pic already! i gotta go run and barf this up before I gain 1/75348743867348673rd of a pound!!!”

  3. Jess says:

    “Take the damn pic already so I can run and barf this up before I gain 1/48579348649856348956348953rd of a pound!!!”

  4. indigo says:

    “ew ew ew my tongue is touching the meat. Ugh, reminds me of Spencer. Oh god, I’m gonna barf! Hurry up and take the picture already! “

  5. Beefy says:

    “Quiznos Creature Feeding on a Tacobell”

  6. doodlebug says:

    Transvestite Eating Taco…..Is that a Contradiction?

  7. krispy says:

    Useless bitch eats dog food.

  8. lolly says:

    is that a spooge stain on her shirt?

  9. Cynicism says:

    Caption This? Lol, her vapidness isn’t worth captioning. -sigh- I wish she would die in a plane crash.

  10. Tracy says:

    Screw a caption, why is she eating (or pretending to eat, whichever) that horrible food?

  11. Perv With A Dog says:

    If God didn’t intend woman to eat p***y, she wouldn’t have made it look like a taco.

  12. nuckie says:

    Don’t make it so damn obvious you’re not really eating the taco…wipe off your lipgloss.

  13. torie says:

    “ew.”

    that’s really all that came to mind.

  14. Lacy says:

    Damnit I told Spencer to shower.

  15. Jujubee says:

    A taco, Spencer, my pride …. I’ll eat anything if it keeps me on a tv show or gets my picture taken.

  16. Rob says:

    You guys are horrible…she may be a stupid bitch, but she’s hot!!!

  17. keightlynn says:

    ^ You like women that look like men?

  18. sweetndandy says:

    I HOPE THIS HAS HAIRS IN IT

  19. Dinah says:

    It just seems to be in bad taste for some rich hollywood brat to be chowing down at an event for world hunger. Shouldn’t they be DONATING food.. or buying some village a cow or something? Thanks ending world hunger Heidi.

  20. spob says:

    what exatcly is a taco?

  21. purplemonkeypaws says:

    A taco is meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, salsa and sour cream in a a hard tortilla shell. The Canadian version anyway, I’m not sure what exactly is in an authentic Mexican taco.

  22. c. says:

    dumb blond, heidi montang, in a desperate attempt for media attention, tries to emulate lindsay lohan, but misunderstands the meaning of “eating taco”

  23. Lauren says:

    Her nails look like shit.

  24. frank says:

    it’s Tori Spelling jr. brrrrr

  25. Liz says:

    I didn’t know horses eat tacos

  26. Spacewoman says:

    Cant figure out what that useless bitch is doing…she looks scared of the tacos and im sure it never enterd her mouth..shes just posing with it with her ridiculously well-manicured hand

  27. Elayne says:

    She’s ugly..

  28. quirkygirlkitten says:

    LMAO at cynicism’s comment! but on a serious note: if she dies in a plane crash i hope to god she takes her famewhoring sidekick with her. then maybe i can sleep at night.

  29. JJLew20 says:

    Sexually deviant perverts avert the energy crisis. Behold: Taco fueled vibrating blow up doll!

  30. SAS says:

    are you fucking serious two tank tops!?

  31. gillian says:

    Del Dorko.

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