Well, that didn’t take long.

Somebody’s headed back to rehab.

Heather Locklear was arrested on DUI in Santa Barbara on Sunday.

Locklear, 47, was pulled over by a California Highway Patrol officer Saturday afternoon after a resident reported seeing the actress leaving a parking lot and “driving erratically,” patrol spokesman Tom Marshall said.

The officer noticed Locklear’s car parked on a state highway and blocking a lane in Montecito, a wealthy community about 90 miles northwest of Los Angeles. She was believed to be alone in the car, Marshall said.

“In talking with her, (the officer) determines that she seems to be under the influence of something,” Marshall said.

Locklear was taken to the police station, where she was tested for alcohol and drugs. She was booked at 7 p.m. on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication. She was later released from custody.

Wow, this does not sound good at all.

Hopefully Heather can get the help she needs.

Tina rocks it again on last night’s SNL in a parody of the Katie Couric interview.

The world of cinema lost an icon on Friday, as 83-year-old Paul Newman passed away at his home in Westport, Connecticut.

My first introduction to Paul Newman came as a tween, after watching Reality Bites. There’s that part in it where Ethan Hawke is talking about how nobody can eat fifty eggs. I asked my dad what that meant, and he put me in the car, drove me to the video store and rented Cool Hand Luke. I loved every minute of it.

There’s a lot I could say about Mr. Newman, but CNN has put together a pretty impressive piece on his accomplishments, his character and his life. Read it here.

They don’t make ‘em like you anymore, Mr. Newman. You’ll be missed.

Michael Lohan has responded to Lindsay’s assertions that he “needs to be on medication” with a flurry of vowels and consonants that vaguely resemble English words.

I want to add that this statement was sent exclusively to X17, and that they themselves added all the [sic]s. I don’t know why I find that laugh-out-loud funny, but I do. Like, have they read their own blog? It’s not exactly winning any national spelling bees. You’re a paparazzi agency, guys, not the New York Times. Also: you missed some.

Oh, and, look, I’m usually pretty good about not using photos I haven’t purchased, but y’all are gonna have to send a cease and desist if you wanna stop me from using this photo. It’s just too perfect.

“BEING THAT THIS STATEMENT WAS MOST LIKELY, made by Lindsay’s pubicist [sic], Leslie Sloane, I , as should everyone, take it with a grain of salt since and realize that what Leslie says is laced with lies. tell me, do picutres [sic] lie? Are all the eye witness accounts, the text message and the recordings I have false? Just look at the most recent reports of Lindsay and Samantha in In Touch, The Star and even as late as last night (Sept 25th) in LA. Mind you, this was after the articles in Page Six! So tell me, who is out of control? Who is on and needs medication? And who needs retraining [sic] orders from who? If anyone, Lindsay needs restraining orders from Samantha, the people enabling her and leading her down this dark path who are destoying [sic] her life , her career and causing her harm. I was in LA for 2 weeks and never even tried to see Lindsay other than to call her lawyer and send her “positive words” of advice.If anyone needs to be concerned , it’s me! The comments made by Lindsay’s advisors are ridiculous. But mark my words, things will NOT get better for Lindsay until she rids herself of the people around her who have come back in her life, since her release from Cirque Lodge. People need to stop sucking up to her to stay on her good side, and do what’s right for her well being, NOT their own.Until then, I am going to sit back and let GOD do His work.”

Thanks Emily!

Here’s David and Victoria Beckham launching their new signature Beckham fragrance in NYC.

I cannot for the life of me figure out what’s going on with the bottom half of Victoria’s body. Are those boots? Do they go all the way up her legs? What’s holding them up in the back? They appear to be floating above the ground. How did she get them on? It’s like looking at an M.C. Escher sketch. It’s just blowing my mind.

I won’t even get into what David’s wearing. Suffice it to say that — much like anything David wears — it would look much better in a pile on the carpet. Of my bedroom. Actually that’s not true. With this particular outfit, I would probably have to move the pile into the closet and shut the door before I could have sex with him. Because every time I caught a glimpse of that thing from the corner of my eye we’d just have to start all over.

Listen, Anne Hathaway should write a book about how to bounce back from a break-up with your federal criminal of a boyfriend. I’d read it. The possible anal aficionado has gone from a vanilla B-lister to a red-hot A-list style icon in a matter of months.

She looked phenomenal at the New York Film Festival screening of The Class on Friday night.

This girl never misses these days.

Rock on, Anne!

No?

Me neither.

I was going to, but then there was this alumni event for my high school tonight, and, for whatever reason, I decided to go and forgot to set my DVR. It wasn’t a class reunion — I didn’t go to high school in Seattle — it was just an event for all alumni who live in Seattle to mix and mingle. The one guy from my class who I was friends with who lives here bailed at the last minute, but I went anyway. It was really weird because there were all these people there that I kinda-sorta knew in high school — or I knew their siblings — but never really talked to or hung out with, and now, nearly ten years later, I had a total blast spending time with them on a Friday night. It was so weird, walking into that room and spotting people who were a couple grades above me, who had been so intimidating when I was 14, but now are just way awesome and fun to reminisce with.

One of the faculty members there walked up to me and was like, “Wow, it’s really you. You know, I saw your name on the RSVP list, but, to tell you the truth, I didn’t think you’d actually show up. I think about you often, you know. I always wondered what became of you.” And another faculty member was like, “I didn’t know you lived in Seattle,” and looked at me like he expected some manner of response, so I just kind of rudely blurted out, “Uh … I did,” and he was like, “Ah, yes, that’s the girl we know and love.”

Was I really that obnoxious in high school?

Clearly I was.

See, you guys, I spent a lifetime preparing for this job. :)

Anyway.

If you want to talk about the debates, this is the thread to do it in.

Who came out on top?