I’m not sure what’s happening in your cities, but Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” was blowing up the radio in Seattle today. It was the most-requested song on, like, all the pop stations. I heard an evening radio DJ say, “Listen, I’m the ultimate Britney hater. Can’t stand the girl. But I’ve been fielding calls for the past three hours, and I have to say: this girl’s got a huge hit on her hands.”

I’ll tell ya, I’ve been rocking out to the track all night, and I love love LOVE it.

I am SO PSYCHED for a real Britney comeback.

Seriously, I’m already trying to figure out which of my girlfriends I can talk into coming with me if she tours. Because if she tours, I will be there, even if I go alone, dammit.

HOORAY BRIT-BRIT!!!!

Hey guys you know how I’m always like, “Dude, I promise you, if Lindsay Lohan is drinking and using again, you’re going to start to hear stories about her behaving like an ass in public?” Because, look, I’ve followed Lindsay’s career for awhile now, through rehabs and periods of sobriety and periods of relapse, and this is not a young woman who knows how to quietly relapse into drug and alcohol abuse. If she’s using, you’re gonna start reading about bad behavior.

And it’s starting.

Sources say that shortly after girlfriend Samantha Ronson started spinning at 11 p.m., a scowling Lindsay showed up and headed straight for the DJ booth.

“There were a bunch of girls crowding around the booth, and Lindsay pushed them and flipped the group the finger,” a partygoer tells E! News. “Her bodyguard was apologizing to people, saying she just gets tired of people taking her picture.”

“This is not true,” says Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, of the alleged bad behavior.

However, the source says that after spending a few minutes with Samantha while she spinned, Lindsay settled in at a VIP table with friends—and her mood didn’t seem to improve…

“She just sat there texting and flashing angry looks at Samantha,” says the eyewitness. “I don’t know if she was jealous or just in a bad mood.”

Leslie Sloane Zelnick can deny this shit all she wants, but when Lindsay actually was staying clean and behaving herself, you’ll recall, there were no stories like this for anyone to deny.

I’m just saying.

So I wrote about how Verne Troyer was not only seeing a new chick — but she was cheating on him with another little person — and then I tried to befriend her on Facebook because I just KNEW there would be good photos of her and Verne. However, one of you amazing wonderful commenters pointed out that my dear friend and fellow blogger Jesus over at DrunkenStepfather had already done the dirty work for me. Thanks, Jesus!

Here’s a bunch of pics of Verne and his newest fling, 22-year-old Canadian model Dominique Arganese.

What a FANTASTIC way to top off a Friday!

When she’s not busy getting wasted and sucking face with the cast of Gossip Girl, Drew Barrymore is helping out at the Clinton Global Initiative press conference on education … with a very conspicuous Band-Aid on her knee.

One can’t help but wonder if Ed Westwick played a role in Drew’s little knee scrape …

MINI-Me can’t help being played the fool by women. Verne Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and subpar prowess. Now, the little lothario is being cuckolded again. Troyer had been romancing sizzling-hot Canadian model Dominique Arganese - but we’ve seen photos of her cheating on him with another little person, “Jackass” star Wee Man. But at least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese will be starring in Jeff Beacher’s new show, “Beacher’s Burlesque,” opening on Halloween in a yet-to-be-determined casino in Las Vegas. “She’s one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show,” Beacher told Page Six.

I’m having trouble finding good photos of Dominique. I’m currently attempting to befriend her on Facebook. Hopefully hilarity will ensue.

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Thanks Jordana!

Check out this new footage of Sarah Palin (nee Heath) competing in the swimsuit portion of the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant. The fun starts around 0:52.

What an ass!

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DJ AM has been released from the Georgia hospital where he was being treated for severe burns after miraculously surviving a plane crash.

“While he is deeply saddened by the events he is thankful for all of the love and support he has been receiving from fans and friends,” spokeswoman Jenni Weinman said in a statement.

No word on when Travis Barker will be released, or when AM will be chatting with the media himself.

Thank goodness that he’s out of the hospital and on his way to a full recovery!!!

… when we told you to ditch the bright red lipstick.

Sigh.

At least you’re bringing attention to an important cause.

Here’s Christina and her hubby at a Rock the Vote event in the Hollywood Hills.

Rumer Willis was there, too, giving the Obama campaign the touch of class it so sorely needed by sporting an “Obama for yo mama” tee.