Sienna Miller looks a little uncomfortable as she leaves the Groucho club in London — along with married flame Balthazar Getty, who was careful to keep his back to the photogs.

Really, Sienna, must you do this publicly?

What’d you guys think of the season premiere of Gossip Girl??? (Sponsored by VitaminWater, of course.)

I LOVED it. I HATE that about myself. Ha.

So 90210v2.0 premieres tomorrow (Tuesday) night.

You know the Gossip Girl writers wanted to set the bar high.

Done and done.

90210’s going down, kids.

In the wake of the news that her longtime husband, David Duchovny, has checked into rehab for a sex addiction, Tea Leoni has cancelled her scheduled appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival to promote her new movie, Ghost Town.

And it’s easy to say that she did this because she doesn’t want to deal with the questions about her husband, but you know her publicist would have been very fucking clear with the journalists that they were to ask no questions about her personal life. No, what she’s actually doing is a huge favor to journalists, whose heads may have exploded if they had to sit in a room with Tea Leoni right now and keep a straight face while chatting with her for fifteen minutes about some fucking movie. “So, what was it like working with director David Koepp? Uh-huh, uh-huh. And, um, I’ve heard Greg Kinnear can be quite the prankster on set. Did you experience any of that firsthand? Yeah? Really? And, so, then, what’s it like being married to a total perv for eleven years? I mean, exactly how many STDs do you think you have at this point? I’m sorry, Tea. What I meant to say was, uh, what attracted you to this project?”

It would have been such a farce.

Related: the next person who headlines a Duchovny-related article utilizing the term “XXX-Files” needs to die in an unpleasant way.

It seems like EVERY celebrity is spending this weekend doing something in Las Vegas.

Britney hit up The Beatles LOVE live performance on Saturday night.

Wait, let me get this straight: Britney Spears is in Las Vegas and we’ve seen NO photos of her vagina??

Something truly has changed with this girl.

Look how prim and proper she looks!

Legs crossed and everything!

This celebrity daughter showed up at the London premiere of RocknRolla looking like H-E-double-hockey-sticks.

Who are her mom and dad?

Jump inside for the answer.

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Heh.

I guess it’s just Sarah Palin Day, since there’s nothing else going on during Labor Day weekend.

Here’s a fairly humorous rant by Diddy on the topic of McCain’s VP choice. And this was made before all the news about Bristol came out.

Thanks Kathryn!

Despite rumors that Sarah Palin’s youngest child is actually her grandchild, Sarah Palin today admitted that her 17-year-old unwed daughter, Bristol, is five months preggers.

“Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents. Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family,” they added.

Um, anyone know this girl’s birthday?

Was she technically sixteen when she got knocked up?

Look how well your abstinence-only model of sex education worked out, governor!

And now you’re forcing her to marry this dude to save some face? How very progressive of you. I’m sure little Bristol is having no second thoughts about that. That kind of thinking is exactly why Hillary’s supporters wanted a woman in the White House. Jesus.

Anyway, congratulations to Bristol and good luck with all this.