Archive for September, 2008

Jennie Garth Discusses Her Young Daughter’s Illness

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Oh, poor Jennie Garth!

I had no idea she’d been going through something like this.

Apparently her 5-year-old daughter, Lola, recently got very sick and no one could figure out what was wrong with her.

“I was basically locked in a closet with her for three months.”

Leaving all vanity behind, “I didn’t exercise or eat healthy,” she adds. “I had been a 27 in my jeans after Dancing With the Stars and I was so excited. But it really went back quickly. I definitely gained inches and a size.”

Finally, doctors were able to diagnose her daughter’s ailment. “It turned out to be a form of JRA [Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis]) and we treated her and it’s in remission,” says Garth. “It was tough, but she’s better now.”

Jennie’s father passed away during the same time period. I guess life still does suck unbelievably some times, no matter how rich or famous you are.

Aw, Jennie, if it’s any consolation, you were totally the best part of 90210 on Tuesday night.

Sarah Palin Speaks at the Republican National Convention

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Eh, you have to admit, she’s quite likable when she’s talking, and she’s got that whole adorable Tina Fey look going on and that cute little Alaskan accent.

Another observation: between Bristol “Juneau” Palin and her hottie boyfriend, Meghan and Cindy McCain and Sarah Palin’s hot librarian look, this has gotta be one of the most physically attractive Presidential tickets in the history of the United States. I mean, the Obama camp has Michelle, who is admittedly quite beautiful, but can she really hold up all alone against the sheer photogenicism of the McCain/Palin ticket? I can’t help but think that McCain must have taken all this into consideration as he was choosing Palin — the McCain and Palin families standing together, well, they sure do look pretty.

And I have to make yet another observation — I know many (not all!) of you are fond of getting chatty in the comments about how I should stay away from politics because I don’t know anything about it. And I’ll happily admit to the latter. I don’t know much about politics at all. But you know what, motherfuckers? I’m an adult citizen of the United States who has never been convicted of a felony (thanks to my awesome lawyers!!) and my totally uninformed ass can march to the polling center and vote however I damn well want, and it will count every bit as much as Bill Clinton’s or Karl Rove’s or your vote in the general election. And you know what else, motherfuckers? Most people in this country know even less about politics than I do. They have their opinions — either deeply or loosely held — about things like gay marriage and stem cell research and the war in Iraq and Roe v. Wade or whatever, but, when it comes down to it, they understand the short- and long-reaching impact of economic and foreign and domestic policy decisions even less than I do. But you know what’s super duper funny? Their vote counts! Yes! It does! Just as much as yours, Mr. Genius Political Ingenue Who Occasionally Enjoys Leaving Unpleasant Comments on Celebrity Gossip Blogs.

So, frankly, the fact that my understanding of politics — or lack thereof — is representative of the majority of Americans actually makes my opinions more valuable than the opinions of people who know big words and important-sounding phrases and statistics and history and read The Economist and whatnot. Because I’m going to make my decision based entirely on what I see and hear and think on the surface, because I’m not equipped with the economic, historical or international framework to delve a whole lot deeper than that. And that makes me unique among American voters only to the extent that I am willing to admit that publicly. That’s kind of one of the grotesque beauties of politics in a functional democracy: I don’t have to know what I’m talking about for my opinion to matter more than the people who do know what they’re talking about.

I’m just saying.

Alicia Sacramone Punching Some Dude in the Face

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Sick of politics?

Then sit back and enjoy this lovely video of Olympic gymnast and all-around hottie Alicia Sacramone punching a guy in the face at Brown University.

I Guess Large Bows Are in for Fall

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

This is what Liv Tyler wore to an event in celebration of Valentino in NYC tonight.

My guess is that someone tipped her off to what Vivica Fox would be wearing and she decided she could take the risk — there’s no way she could be considered the worst-dressed person at that event. Honestly, Vivica. Dress first, then get high.

Kickin’ It with Kick

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Christina Ricci enjoys some fun in the Malibu sun with her boyfriend, Christopher “Kick” Gurry.

Jamie-Lynn Spears Sent Baby Gifts to Bristol Palin???

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

A spokesperson for Petit Tresor is reporting that teen mom Jamie-Lynn Spears wanted to give Bristol Palin a little support while she’s taking heat these days.

The 17-year-old “Zoey 101” star and new mom sent a gift of $60 pink burp cloths to the pregnant, unwed, 17-year-old daughter of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin — and along with it, a message of teen mom solidarity.

A spokesperson for Petit Tresor, the Los Angeles baby boutique from which the gift was bought, told ABCNews.com that Spears included a card with the package that read “Dear Bristol, Hang in there! XXOO, Jamie Lynn Spears.”

Spears’ rep did not confirm the story, but didn’t deny it either.

You guys think this is true?

Or just a really smart PR stunt by Petit Tresor?

Britney’s Coming Back to the VMAs!!!

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

They’re giving her a second chance!

Britney Spears has confirmed that she will open the VMAs once again this year — although in what capacity, it’s not clear.

“MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?” says Brit in a statement. “I’m excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated.”

Okay, Britney. It’s been a year. A lot of shit’s gone down, but everyone still seems to be rooting for you. Don’t fuck this up.

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