Ugh, this dude is so obnoxious.

Adnan Ghalib is back to talking about the sex tape he claims he has of Britney Spears.

He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Dude, as much as I want this tape to exist, it totally doesn’t exist. It would have been sold a long time ago if it did.

First off, she wasn’t drinking.

Authorities are still waiting on the results of other tests.

The person who reported the incident said she saw a woman who was visibly impaired, later identified to be Locklear, getting into a car in a Montecito parking lot Saturday afternoon about 4:30, Marshall said.

Locklear showed bizarre behavior, driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine. After leaving the parking lot, she stopped her car on the street and stumbled into the traffic lane, according to the caller, who followed Locklear out of concern, Marshall said.

When the CHP officer arrived, Locklear’s car was parked on State Route 192 partially blocking a lane, Marshall said. The officer talked to her and determined that she was disoriented and “under the influence of something.” She was taken to the CHP’s Santa Barbara-area office to be tested for alcohol and drugs.

Locklear tested negative for alcohol. Other drug tests will be returned in a few days, Marshall said.

Hm. She was visibly impaired, but she hadn’t been drinking.

Soooo … are we talking weed? Cocaine? Vicodin?

Or was little Heather Locklear into something a little bit harder?

Can’t wait to find out!

I knew this was coming!

After Meg Ryan started talking shit about old-school drama, claiming Dennis Quaid cheated on her regularly during their marriage, Dennis is speaking up to defend himself.

“It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship,” he says. “Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce … I, myself, moved on years ago and am fortunate to have a happy, beautiful family.”

Dennis, as you’ll recall, remarried Kimberly Buffington, who later gave birth to twins.

I’m totally digging Demi Lovato’s new album, Don’t Forget. I mean, the songs aren’t phenomenal, but I actually really like her voice. How weird does that make me? And if she’s this strong at 15, imagine what she’ll be cranking out in a few years.

Above is one of my favorite tracks, “On the Line,” which features Joe Jonas being completely vocally overpowered by Demi.

After the jump, some more Demi tracks, including “La La Land” and “Trainwreck.”

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The mother of a certain Hollywood starlet traveled to New York this weekend to support her daughter in a major career accomplishment.

Whose mom is this?

Jump in for the answer.

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At the screening of Happy-Go-Lucky at the New York film festival.

Not much going on tonight, so here’s a look at one of the stranger collections we’ve seen out of Paris fashion week: the Gareth Pugh line.

Thoughts?

Budding fashion icon Rachel Bilson launches her new collection, Edie Rose for DKNY, at Macy’s in Florida. The line was named for her grandmother and a close family friend.

You can buy pieces from this line here.

Although this isn’t really stuff I’d wear — it’s not horrendous, it’s just not my personal style — I was pleasantly surprised to find that damn near everything in the line is priced under $100, including jeans and jackets. Plus a ton of it already looks to be sold out on the DKNY website.

Very impressive, Ms. Bilson.